Tag Archives: humor

Breach of Promise

Posted on February 25, 2011 by pegoleg

You came into my drab life unannounced.  I didn’t seek you.  I had become resigned to being out in the cold.  Suddenly you were there and life was bright, mellow sunshine. You seduced me by degrees. I thought that you were here to … Continue reading →

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Who Are You?

Posted on February 23, 2011 by pegoleg

An all too familiar scene: “Hey, Peg!” Me, squinting: “Hey yourself, mmpphh.”  Do I know you? Is that a woman? Her: “How’ve you been?” Me, smiling, mind furiously racing:  “Great!  Never better!  How are YOU?” Client?  Works out at the Y?  … Continue reading →

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Short Little Attention Span Theatre

Posted on February 21, 2011 by pegoleg

  Technologically Divertable Division     “To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous (bzzz, bzzz)… of outrageous”  (bzzz, bzzz)… “Just a sec.” (tippity … Continue reading →

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Songfluenza Outbreak Nearly An Epidemic

Posted on February 18, 2011 by pegoleg

I’ve picked up a nasty virus.  It is just getting started, but already I am fuzzy headed and can’t think straight.    This is the worst case of Songfluenza I have ever had.  It’s an especially virulent strain involving “The Lonely … Continue reading →

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How I Know That Spring Will Come

Posted on February 17, 2011 by pegoleg

The town’s parking meter maid resumed her rounds this morning after a winter hiatus.  The birds are chirping, the snow is melting and the thermometer is supposed to hit 50 today.  But that isn’t how I know that spring will … Continue reading →

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Change Would Do You Good

Posted on February 15, 2011 by pegoleg

Last week I posted a beginners guide to the new language, Euphemish. (check out my post “New Language Discovered” to get up-to-speed).  From time to time I’ll present more advanced concepts for the inquiring student. Today, we’ll explore the Euphemish term, Rate Change … Continue reading →

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When Speaking the Language of Love, Better Bring an Interpreter

Posted on February 14, 2011 by pegoleg

    Looking for a last-minute Valentine’s Day gift for that special someone? “Nothing says forever like a cockroach,” according to the Bronx Zoo.   For only $10, you can help raise funds for the Wildlife Conservation Society by naming one … Continue reading →

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T-Shirtable Quote Of The Day

Posted on February 11, 2011 by pegoleg

Bitter Divorcee Category Quote provided courtesy of a jaded friend.

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New Language Discovered!

Posted on February 10, 2011 by pegoleg

Quickly adopted by politicians and advertisers. A little old lady was holding up my line at the grocery store.  She was trying to return a carton of ice cream. “It says New & Improved but it tastes the same.” She said, … Continue reading →

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Top Goat Selling Techniques

Posted on February 8, 2011 by pegoleg

I was reading a business magazine the other day when I came across an article: “Top Goat Selling Techniques.”  It was a major, national magazine targeting corporate America.   I was a little surprised the publishers thought that goats would be a … Continue reading →

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