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Tag Archives: advertising
Madison Avenue’s Artisanal Scam
An old man works at an ancient, wooden table in a murky room illuminated by sunlight from a single window. He meticulously crafts a perfect wheel of creamy, yellow cheese… just for you. A little girl presses her face against … Continue reading
You Vill Take Ze Toy Und You Vill Luff It
“Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?” says the bored, disembodied voice coming from the little box under the menu board in the drive-thru. “Yeah, um…lemme see…gimme a kid’s meal with a cheeseburger and, um, a diet coke for … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, fast food, good help is so hard to come by these days, Happy Meals, humor, life, McDonalds, musings
70 Comments
Health Insurance Companies Hate Sick People And Liechtensteinians
In fall, a young agent’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of health insurance. Alfred, Lord Tennyson. Sort of. The guvment, in its infinite wisdom, decided that it would be a good idea to require *90% of Americans to enroll … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, health, humor, insurance, life, Medicare, musings, Obamacare
56 Comments
My Feelings for Smokey The Bear Are So Wrong
He’s just my type. Muscles in strong, broad shoulders flex as he wields a shovel. He had to take his shirt off because all that hard work got him hotter than a four-alarm brush fire. A bead of sweat glides down … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, Chip and Dale, Chippendale Dancers, humor, Mr. Clean, musings, Scrubbing Bubbles, Smokey The Bear, Tony The Tiger
76 Comments
People Who, When They Show Up, You Know It’s Not Going To Be Good
I’m a people person. I like people. I NEED people. According to Babs, that makes me one of the luckiest people in the world. But there are some people who, when you see them coming, you just know that things … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, Flo, humor, insurance, Mr. Whipple, Murder She Wrote, musings, reality TV bimbos, zombies
91 Comments
We Have A Winner!
It was a long, hard-fought contest, but a clear winner has emerged in the competition to sell this whatchamacallit. Announcing, the first-ever winner of the (soon-to-be) coveted Peg-o-Clio Award for excellence in advertising a made up product….drum roll please… Renée A. … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, humor, shameless self-promotion
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Which Whatchamacallit Will Win?
Thanks to all who entered to win the (soon-to-be) coveted Peg-o-Clio Award. Your task was to craft an ad campaign to sell the following item to an unsuspecting world. I convened a distinguished panel of judges over the weekend (being … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, humor, shameless self-promotion, writing
61 Comments
Peg-o-Clio Award Hangs In The Balance
Did you watch the Clio Awards results show on TV last night? The creativity shown in those advertisements is mind boggling. That’s why the Clio has long been considered the pinnacle of achievement in the advertising world…until now. Move over … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, Clio, humor, life, Mad Men, shameless self-promotion
36 Comments
This Whatchamacallit Is the Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread!
The TV show Mad Men has been nominated for more Emmys than any other cable drama. Is it because of the steamy sex bits? The Peyton Place-like drama? Christina Hendrick’s impossible curves or Jon Hamm’s smoldering magnetism? Nah…it’s the chance … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, humor, Mad Men, shameless self-promotion
80 Comments