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Tag Archives: insurance
Make Valentine’s Day Special With A Gift From The Vascular Organ
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. If you’re smart, gentlemen, you’re already wracking your brains for gift ideas that will show that special someone how truly special she is. Candy? Ho-hum. Flowers? Pu-leeze Take a tip from artistic-types who … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, insurance, life, love, marriage, musings, Valentine's Day
37 Comments
Your Customer Advocate Will Provide You With a Blindfold and a Cigarette
Forget Clinton, forget Trump. Who cares about our differences in race, creed or religion? As ‘Muricans we are all united in a common cause at this crucial moment in history… our shared disgust with health insurance, the companies that … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged health, healthcare, humor, insurance, life, musings, Obamacare
56 Comments
Health Insurance Companies Hate Sick People And Liechtensteinians
In fall, a young agent’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of health insurance. Alfred, Lord Tennyson. Sort of. The guvment, in its infinite wisdom, decided that it would be a good idea to require *90% of Americans to enroll … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, health, humor, insurance, life, Medicare, musings, Obamacare
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Get Those Children Out of The Muddy, Muddy!
Q: What time is it when an ark floats by your house? A: Time to call your insurance agent. Ha ha! Hysterical, right? We insurance agents have millions of those gems. I usually save them for clients. When they realize … Continue reading
Your Customer Advocate Will Now Give You A Blindfold And A Cigarette
Here’s a little pop quiz, kids. If I am on the phone waiting to speak with a “customer advocate,” I am trying to reach which of the following parties: Better Business Bureau Small Claims Court Health insurance company claims adjuster … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish
Tagged business, filing a claim, health, health insurance, humor, insurance, musings
78 Comments
People Who, When They Show Up, You Know It’s Not Going To Be Good
I’m a people person. I like people. I NEED people. According to Babs, that makes me one of the luckiest people in the world. But there are some people who, when you see them coming, you just know that things … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, Flo, humor, insurance, Mr. Whipple, Murder She Wrote, musings, reality TV bimbos, zombies
91 Comments
Our Healthcare System Is Fine And Dandy
You hear a lot of complaints about the state of health care in America. After a week spent observing it first-hand, I can tell you the system works just fine. My sister was understandably nervous when she had to go to the hospital … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer
Tagged health, healthcare, hospitals, humor, insurance, life, postaweek2011
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Change Would Do You Good
Last week I posted a beginners guide to the new language, Euphemish. (check out my post “New Language Discovered” to get up-to-speed). From time to time I’ll present more advanced concepts for the inquiring student. Today, we’ll explore the Euphemish term, Rate Change … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings
Tagged con artists, humor, insurance, life, postaweek2011, writing
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Annual Insurance Review: S. Claus
RV Insurance Agency Agent: P. S. Prep notes for annual insurance review Date: 12/6/10 Client: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus (nickname Kris) Address: North Pole (get Mapquest for inspector) Client rating (naughty, nice, preferred): Preferred List of … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, fun with insurance, holidays, humor, insurance
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