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Tag Archives: fashion
When Did Buying Crap Become A Hobby?
Most of us work to support our habits and save passion for the things we choose to do in our off-hours. We pursue hobbies like… Collecting stamps, coins, or art Reading or writing Hiking or swimming Sewing or gardening Playing … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Ebay, fashion, hoarding, humor, life, musings, retail therapy is a real thing, shopping, vintage jewelry, writing
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In Defense Of The Fanny Pack
There’s still time to get your vacation in before summer’s over, so this is a good time to review some of my helpful vacation fashion tips. I have a fanny pack. I am not being ironic. I own a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, fanny packs, fashion, hopelessy fashion clueless, humor, life
57 Comments
11 Warning Signs Your Fashion Addiction May Require An Intervention
A lot of people use fashion as a way to express their unique sense of style. I can’t say I’m up on all the latest trends, but I try to look like I live some time in the 21st … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged fashion, fashionista intervention, humor, life, musings, my kingdom for a bigger closet
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The Astonishingly Amazing Work-For-It Diet
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to lose weight. Imagine that. That’s why I found myself wrestling with half a grapefruit at lunch today. Taming that grapefruit took a lot more effort than it ever did to wolf down … Continue reading
The World Covers Its Ass With Yoga Pants
Women once had a dizzying array of clothing options. There were outfits for day and evening, business and sports, formal and casual. Those days are gone. Now all you need are a couple pairs of yoga pants and you’ve got … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged exercise, fashion, humor, jeez do I sound old, life, musings, shopping, yoga, yoga pants
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iPhone 6 Plus A Big Hit Everywhere Except In Your Pants
The latest gadget has arrived on the scene, and everyone in the world has to have it. Unfortunately, technoistas have already come crashing down from their initial high as reality bites them in the butt. The humongous new iPhone 6 … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged fashion, Fashion Week, humor, iPhone 6, life, musings, technology
58 Comments
I Am Not Jennifer Tucker
Jennifer Tucker wears Manolo Blahniks. I wear Easy Spirit Fun-timers Jennifer Tucker shops at Saks. I shop at Big Lots. Jennifer Tucker is first in line on the day they have the latest iPhone. I am first in line on … Continue reading
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Tagged credit, debt, fashion, humor, life, living Carrie Bradshaw's life on somebody else's dime, musings
66 Comments
Goldilocks And The Fruit-Of-The-Loom 100% Cotton Hipsters
I had a great weekend. I spent my time on “want-tos” and didn’t do any “have-tos,” like laundry. Monday has come all too soon. When I went to get dressed this morning, a glance at my underwear drawer revealed a … Continue reading
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Tagged does a bear wear a thong in the woods?, fashion, humor, musings, Spanx, underwear
96 Comments
Suffering From Seasonal Closet Schizophrenia
Ah, fall… it’s my favorite time of year! Soon the leaves will change color and the crisp-apple air will be tinged with wood smoke. Then come endless frozen days of darkness that batter your soul until it dies. Whoa there! … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged desperately clinging to summer, fall, fashion, humor, life, seasons
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Flirting: Then & Now
L’amour, toujour, l’amour. As the French so eloquently and succinctly say, it is all about love. And flirting has long been the delightful prelude to love. In Victorian times, no properly brought up young lady’s education was complete without instruction … Continue reading
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Tagged fans, fashion, flirting, humor, life, love, musings, tight shorts
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