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My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
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Tag Archives: aging
Top 10 Signs You’re Living in an Over 55 Community
Active Adult, Senior Living, Over 55, Retirement Resort. Whatever you call it, sticking a bunch of old people together behind guarded security fences doesn’t seem like a recipe for fun and frivolity, does it? I beg to differ. As my … Continue reading
A Whatchamacallit By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet
It’s normal to lose your train of thought now and then. If that train routinely jumps the track and crashes in a fiery ball of twisted wreckage, you may have a problem. My husband and I were getting caught up … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, humor, life, marriage, memory, men and women, musings
32 Comments
Yet Another Milestone I’d Rather Avoid
According to the saying, “A diamond is forever.” That’s why engagement rings have diamonds – they symbolize permanence. But I know a rock that makes a diamond look as fleeting as a Popsicle on a summer sidewalk, and that’s … Continue reading
I Love Old People – All Of You
I’m a fake. A couple of years ago, desperate to get my name in print, I convinced a local baby boomers magazine to let me do an occasional column. I agreed to take out an expensive business ad in return, … Continue reading
Caution: Funky Stuff Going On Here
Hide the children. The following is not suitable for younger and more sensitive readers, by which I mean those under 50. My body is doing some funky stuff. I suspect aging may be involved. 1) Stuff is migrating. Formerly vital … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, health, humor, life, looking for Alimentary Aggravation Abatement, midlife crisis, musings
117 Comments
Is It My Bad If I Feel Bad When My Bad Isn’t Very Bad?
Ungrateful, angry, discontented…I’m sick of dealing with people with these lousy attitudes. But how can I avoid myself? My friend Deb at The Monster In Your Closet got me thinking. She does that a lot, and I wish she’d knock … Continue reading
What We Remember At The End
Two women slid into the pew directly in front of me as the church service started. The younger led her mother by the hand. The tiny, elderly woman was a bit unsteady on her feet, but her eyes were bright … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, cancer, death, family, life, musings, prayer, religion
73 Comments
How To Lose Weight and Look Years Younger With Absolutely No Effort On Your Part
Two women pass in the street. One is middle aged and overweight, her plodding walk mirroring the exhaustion in her tired, wrinkled face. The other woman is noticeably younger. Her long, blonde hair swings around her smooth, glowing face as … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged aging, beauty, Coma, dieting, humor, life, musings, relentless pursuit of youth and beauty at any cost
118 Comments
Memory Building Blocks For Remembering Memories
I’ve got a memory like one of those bowls with all the holes that you use to drain spaghetti, although I generally just use the pan lid, because why dirty another dish? It’s getting worse as I get older. To … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, Happy Days, humor, memory, musings, Pavlov's Potsie
79 Comments