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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
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Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Category Archives: Little Ditties
To Punxsutawney Phil; A Reasoned Rebuttal
Posted in General Ramblings, Little Ditties Tagged Groundhog Day, humor, life, musings, Punxsutawney Phil, SAD, spring is in sight 30 Comments
Stay Healthy: Eat Crap
Every time I resolve to start eating healthy, science comes along with a good reason not to. Thank you, science.
Posted in Little Ditties Tagged Dole, food, health, humor, listeria, musings 68 Comments
Ain’t It Tree-mendous?
Because… 1) it has been hotter than Dutch love here all summer and… 2) Illinois is now an honorary member of the Saharan League and… 3) the city fathers had the bright idea to cut down most of the trees … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Little Ditties Tagged air conditioning, bad poetry, heat, humor, Joyce Kilmer, life, trees 54 Comments
Give or Take
The English language is complicated. And the American slang version of it is just plain weird. Take the way we refer to going to the bathroom. In the colloquial, this is referred to as “taking a dump”. What taking? There is no … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties Tagged bathroom humor, English, humor, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, slang 48 Comments
The Rubaiyat of Redneck Heaven
A selection of verses. VIII Whether at Potosi or Farmington, Whether the Cup with Jack or Boone’s Farm run, The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop by drop, The cigarette ashes of Life keep falling one by one. IX … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties Tagged humor, life, Missouri, musings, Omar Khayyam, poetry, postaweek2011, rednecks, Rubaiyat 16 Comments
We’re Havin’ A Heat Wave; A Tropical Heat Wave
Ode To A Tree In Summer I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. While lying in a leafy glade In summer’s heat, the blessed shade. But when dog days get even hairier, I long, instead, for … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties Tagged air conditioning, heat, heat wave, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, summer 21 Comments
Ode To The Summer Cold
I lay me down upon my bed, To seek a little sleep. Begins the drip, begins the hack, No rest – no dreaming deep. It does no good, I cannot breathe, Downstairs I go to find Some solace from the … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties Tagged cold & flu, health, humor, musings, postaweek2011 26 Comments
Short Little Attention Span Theatre
Technologically Divertable Division “To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous (bzzz, bzzz)… of outrageous” (bzzz, bzzz)… “Just a sec.” (tippity … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties Tagged humor, life, postaweek2011, Shakespeare, technology, texting, theater 10 Comments