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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: postaweek2011
Move Over Bauhaus; Make Room For Bozo
Louis 13th, Art Deco, Bauhaus, Mid-Century Modern… It is past time the firmament of classic design welcomes a long-neglected aesthetic. I’m referring, of course, to The Creepy Sad Clown motif. On a recent anthropological expedition (also known as my weekly … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Architectural Digest, art, clowns, design, Emmett Kelly, fashion, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
56 Comments
The Magical, Freshly Pressed Day
(cue opening song from Legally Blonde) The day starts like any other day. Maybe you’re in the middle of scrubbing the toilet, or playing with your kids. Maybe you’re working; selling some insurance. (Do you have enough life insurance? Does anyone, really?) … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, Hoku, humor, life, Perfect Day, postaweek2011, shameless self-promotion, WordPress, writing
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Garcon, Treadmill For One!
Be sure to tip your maitre d’ sweat. The world is facing a cataclysmic problem. The supply of essential resources will shortly be woefully inadequate to meet demand. How will we allocate those resources? Why have pundits been strangely silent on this … Continue reading
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Tagged exercise, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year's resolutions, postaweek2011, working out
59 Comments
The True Meaning of Christmas
My husband’s grandfather was a talented woodcarver. One of his most beautiful creations is a nativity set that my in-laws always display at Christmas time. When our kids were little, they couldn’t resist handling the smooth, wooden figures. Being a wise woman and … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, family, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
58 Comments
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Christmas is only a couple of days away. The cards are written, the presents are bought, wrapped and under the tree, and now everyone can sit back and enjoy the season. Everyone except you. You haven’t done anything to get … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, family, holidays, humor, life, missing the spirit of holiday generosity, musings, postaweek2011, presents, Scrooge
375 Comments
You Can’t Take It With You? Just Watch Me.
I read a lovely post about how “things” are not important in the final analysis. When we die, our stuff will go to people who probably won’t appreciate it like we do. If it’s worth anything, our heirs will sell … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged afterlife, coffins, death, funerals, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, Tupperware, what's important in life
59 Comments
My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
My sister-in-law, Lisa, just announced she is starting a diet. With 3 weeks to go until Christmas. This is wrong on so many levels. Besides the masochistic overtones, we have to consider how such a move might affect the nation’s economic recovery. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, dieting, eggnog, family, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
44 Comments
Driver’s Tourette’s: And It Make Me Go @#&$%+*!
I think I may have an unusual form of Tourette’s Syndrome. Those who suffer from Tourette’s are plagued with uncontrollable physical tics and “the spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases.” In other words, they swear like … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad habits, dealing with all the jerk-wad drivers on the road, driving, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, swearing
56 Comments
Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical
Most Americans have been to Wal-Mart. But you haven’t truly experienced it until you see Wal-Mart, The Christmas Musical. I attended a performance just a few days ago. The entire play takes place in a Super Wal-Mart. It is Sunday … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, shopping, Wal-Mart
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Gloves Come Off In Michigan/Wisconsin Mitten Kerfuffle
A new Wisconsin ad campaign has residents of Michigan saying “hands off our motto”. The Wisconsin Department of Tourism’s website features a picture of the state’s outline crafted to resemble some sort of bizarre, knitted Elephant Man-esque mitten. Wisconsin seeks … Continue reading
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Tagged Badgers, humor, life, Michigan, Michigan State, mittens, musings, postaweek2011, Spartans, travel, Wisconsin
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