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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Category Archives: Peg-Co Catalog
The Astonishingly Amazing Work-For-It Diet
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to lose weight. Imagine that. That’s why I found myself wrestling with half a grapefruit at lunch today. Taming that grapefruit took a lot more effort than it ever did to wolf down … Continue reading
Healthy Is In the Eye of The Beholder
According to the old saying: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. “Healthy” also seems to be in the eye of the beholder, especially when that beholder is a scientist pushing the latest theory on what’s good for us … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged dieting, food, health, humor, life, musings
78 Comments
When It Comes to Reality TV, The Secret to Success is Crystal CLR
Reality television is now an established staple of the American viewing diet. Although many can’t understand why anyone would want their dirty laundry and bad behavior exposed for the world to see, it’s obvious the reality TV industry has an … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged humor, life, musings, new math: floozy - finesse = fame + fortune, reality TV
43 Comments
Got Food? Drink? Incontinence Pads? Time To Call The IRS
Nothing is certain but death and taxes. (Death occurring while on-hold waiting to talk to someone about taxes is not certain, merely a very distinct possibility.) Has this ever happened to you? You’re trying to do your taxes, there’s one … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged business, humor, IRS, life, musings, on-hold, taxes, things that make me go "arrrrgghh!"
29 Comments
The Slightly Slutty Selfie and Other Feminine Poses
Football referees signal “off sides” by putting their hands on their hips. They probably think they invented that gesture, but…pffft. Amateur hour. Women have been using this move to send signals since the Stone Age, when Oog first staggered back … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Model Behavior, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged body language can say alot, Facebook, humor, life, men and women, musings, selfies, social media
61 Comments
Tell Those Extra Pounds To SCAT!
Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
I’ve spent half my life looking for an effective diet plan that doesn’t require any real willpower, and now the search is over. Introducing…the SCAT plan! Inspiration came to me just as it did…
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
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Are You A Wuss?
I’d like to think I’m the kind of person who would rush into a burning building to save somebody’s cat. But when it comes to scary or gory stuff? I’m a total wuss. My friend Susie at Susie Lindau’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged cowardice, humor, Hunger Games, Jaws, life, movies, musings, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Toy Story, wussery
89 Comments
What To Do When Mother Nature Crashes the Wedding
Wedding season is upon us. Once again, the fine folks at Peg-Co are standing by to help with your wedding day emergencies. Congratulations – you’re getting married! One of the most crucial decisions you’ll make is where to have … Continue reading
How To Lose Weight and Look Years Younger With Absolutely No Effort On Your Part
Two women pass in the street. One is middle aged and overweight, her plodding walk mirroring the exhaustion in her tired, wrinkled face. The other woman is noticeably younger. Her long, blonde hair swings around her smooth, glowing face as … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged aging, beauty, Coma, dieting, humor, life, musings, relentless pursuit of youth and beauty at any cost
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What To Do When Mother Nature Crashes the Wedding: A Bride’s Guide
Congratulations – you’re getting married! One of the most crucial decisions you’ll make is where to have the wedding. If you’re like many brides, you’ve tuned out advice from clueless old fogies (i.e. your parents) and listened to your Inner … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged brides, humor, life, musings, weddings
65 Comments