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This Would Be Funnier If It Happened To You

Tragedy + time = comedy That famous adage is oh, so true.  So is this one that I just made up: Tragedy + it happens to somebody else = comedy That’s the basis of all those Funniest Home Video shows.  … Continue reading

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What Not To Say During The Polar Vortex

The next person who says “cold enough for ya?” to me is gonna get an icicle to the jugular.  I’m not kidding. Don’t say it. OK, so half the country is suffering through the nightmare of a polar vortex.  It’s … Continue reading

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Get Those Children Out of The Muddy, Muddy!

Q: What time is it when an ark floats by your house? A: Time to call your insurance agent. Ha ha!  Hysterical, right?  We insurance agents have millions of those gems.  I usually save them for clients.  When they realize … Continue reading

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Breach of Promise

You came into my drab life unannounced.  I didn’t seek you.  I had become resigned to being out in the cold.  Suddenly you were there and life was bright, mellow sunshine. You seduced me by degrees. I thought that you were here to … Continue reading

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