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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: humor
All Hail The Monday Grownup
The alarum rings And up she springs Although she’d rather sleep in. Back to work She has to go To tame the debts she’s deep in. Downy pillows call him back, and horizontal beckons, But vertical’s what’s needed now to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad poetry, humor, life, little things in life, Monday morning, musings
53 Comments
Wearing My Heart On My Face
I don’t play poker. I don’t even play Poker Face, because I don’t have one. Most every thought, every emotion that flits through my brain shows up on my face in glorious, soggy Technicolor. The other day I was watching … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged emotions, humor, Lady Gaga, life, little things in life, menopause, musings, poker face
86 Comments
Flirting: Then & Now
L’amour, toujour, l’amour. As the French so eloquently and succinctly say, it is all about love. And flirting has long been the delightful prelude to love. In Victorian times, no properly brought up young lady’s education was complete without instruction … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged fans, fashion, flirting, humor, life, love, musings, tight shorts
73 Comments
Miracle Weight-Loss Secret Revealed!
Do you need to lose weight? Of course you do! Most Americans (and many of our European friends) are Fatecia McFatties. Even if you think you’re in pretty good shape, you’re probably fooling yourself. You’ve tried all the top diets … Continue reading
The Letter
I whipped out a blog post the other day, and then hit Spell Check and Mental Editor as usual. (The latter is the check-before-hitting-send/print/submit filter that I carry around in my brain.) Thank goodness I did. A reference to Lady … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Box Tops, English, humor, spell checker, The Letter, writing
50 Comments
This is The Greatest Blog Post Ever Written
The topic to be covered today is near and dear to everyone’s heart. You will be deeply moved and, at the same time, you will laugh out loud. I don’t wish to be immodest but the fact is that reading … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, blog, humor, memory, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
121 Comments
Mary Poppins Is Full Of It
The Disney classic Mary Poppins is one of my favorite movies. Here’s a great song from that movie: Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way. What a song! It’s light, it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, chemo, family, health, humor, if you don't laugh you'll go postal, life, musings
77 Comments
We Have A Winner!
It was a long, hard-fought contest, but a clear winner has emerged in the competition to sell this whatchamacallit. Announcing, the first-ever winner of the (soon-to-be) coveted Peg-o-Clio Award for excellence in advertising a made up product….drum roll please… Renée A. … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, humor, shameless self-promotion
50 Comments
Ain’t It Tree-mendous?
Because… 1) it has been hotter than Dutch love here all summer and… 2) Illinois is now an honorary member of the Saharan League and… 3) the city fathers had the bright idea to cut down most of the trees … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Little Ditties
Tagged air conditioning, bad poetry, heat, humor, Joyce Kilmer, life, trees
54 Comments

