Welcome!
Thanks for stopping by. Pull up a tuffet and stay a while.
-
Join 18,435 other subscribers
9 times. Here’s the stuff:
My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
Here’s the kind of junk we do here. You can check it out if you want, but I wouldn’t recommend it.
Follow me on Twitter
My TweetsLike me on Facebook
Tag Archives: little things in life
Through The Glass, Darkly
The looking glass was Alice’s doorway to a brand, new world – Wonderland. But I think a picture window might be a better metaphor for real life. How we see things depends on whether we are inside looking out, or … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, life, little things in life, love, marriage, musings
45 Comments
My Knee Jerk Reaction Would Be To Kick You In The Knee, Jerk
My physical reflexes have never been what they once were. My mental reflexes are probably worse. Yet if a verbal hammer hits a certain spot in my brain, the guy wielding that hammer is probably gonna get a reflexive kick … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Gilligan's Island, humor, life, little things in life, musings, profanity
119 Comments
A Single, Burning Question
Another snowstorm just blanketed the Midwest. Our souls yearn for Sprightly Spring, but Wooly Winter shows no sign of slackening her icy grip. Punxsutawney Phil has gone back into hibernation and so have I. That little vestige of prehistoric brain … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, grooming, humor, life, little things in life, men and women, musings, shaving, winter
97 Comments
A Discussion of Modern Social Grooming
I’m on vacation this week so I am resurrecting some old posts you may have missed. I’ll try to stop by to chat sometime, but I’m going to be really, really busy having fun, so don’t hold me to it. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged grooming, humor, life, little things in life, monkeys, musings
41 Comments
All Hail The Monday Grownup
The alarum rings And up she springs Although she’d rather sleep in. Back to work She has to go To tame the debts she’s deep in. Downy pillows call him back, and horizontal beckons, But vertical’s what’s needed now to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad poetry, humor, life, little things in life, Monday morning, musings
53 Comments
Wearing My Heart On My Face
I don’t play poker. I don’t even play Poker Face, because I don’t have one. Most every thought, every emotion that flits through my brain shows up on my face in glorious, soggy Technicolor. The other day I was watching … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged emotions, humor, Lady Gaga, life, little things in life, menopause, musings, poker face
86 Comments
Ain’t Technology Great?
A MODERN BUSINESS PLAY The setting: A typical office email exchange… The players: “Peg” a dedicated (albeit technologically challenged) insurance agent “Fred” a dedicated attorney who represents Peg’s client “Missy” Peg’s tech-savvy assistant
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged email, humor, life, little things in life, office, technology
71 Comments
Another Round of Fermented Yak Snot For My Buddies!
Everything is ALWAYS simpler for guys. I once posted about how shopping for clothes strains the mother/daughter bond. My brother-in-law, John, said he was glad he was a guy. Relations with his Dad are simple – pizza, beer and poker … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, little things in life, men and women, musings, postaweek2011
30 Comments
Give or Take
The English language is complicated. And the American slang version of it is just plain weird. Take the way we refer to going to the bathroom. In the colloquial, this is referred to as “taking a dump”. What taking? There is no … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties
Tagged bathroom humor, English, humor, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, slang
48 Comments
A Cup, A Cup, A Cup, A Cup Of Sodium Caseinate
For the coffee lover, fall ushers in the best of times: that of the yummy flavored coffees. Rich pumpkin, deep chocolate notes, earthy wafts of cinnamon spice all beckon from grocery store and specialty shop shelves. “Drink Me,” they say. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged chemicals in food, coffee, food, humor, Java Jive, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, The King Sisters
55 Comments