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Tag Archives: English
Take A Bite Out Of Words
I love words; written, spoken, any way they can be served up. Life offers a veritable smorgasbord of words and I want to sample them all. I’ve mentioned before that I talk to myself. These are not always full-fledged conversations. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged English, Forget Paris, humor, life, musings, Squinkies, The Phantom Tollbooth, words
69 Comments
Oh, Yeah? So’s Your Old Man!
I like to think of myself as a sparkling conversationalist. In fact, I get more brilliant the farther away I get from the actual conversation. When out to dinner with friends one evening, I noticed I was charged for a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Commander McBragg, ego, English, humor, musings, the fine art of conversation
70 Comments
Using Old, Familiar Words That Nobody Has Ever Heard Before
If I told you that my life was “at sixes and sevens” right now, would you know what I was talking about? You would if you lived in the year 1815. That knowledge is surprisingly un-useful, however, when trying to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged English, Georgette Heyer, humor, Jane Austen, musings, vocabulary, words, writing
93 Comments
The Letter
I whipped out a blog post the other day, and then hit Spell Check and Mental Editor as usual. (The latter is the check-before-hitting-send/print/submit filter that I carry around in my brain.) Thank goodness I did. A reference to Lady … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Box Tops, English, humor, spell checker, The Letter, writing
50 Comments
When Synonyms Are Not Synonymous
Here’s a post you may have missed last January. They say that people judge us by the words we use. It is equally true that we show our own judgments by the words we choose. Words can carry more baggage than … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, English, humor, life, news, reporter bias, synonyms, writing
33 Comments
Give or Take
The English language is complicated. And the American slang version of it is just plain weird. Take the way we refer to going to the bathroom. In the colloquial, this is referred to as “taking a dump”. What taking? There is no … Continue reading
Posted in Little Ditties
Tagged bathroom humor, English, humor, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, slang
48 Comments
Will PAC-Man Gobble Up The King’s English?
On the one-year anniversary of the Punctuation And Capitalization Tax, commonly called the PAC, reviews have been mixed as to its impact on America. Gwen Prosody, a retired English professor, has been an outspoken critic of the PAC tax. Ms. Prosody … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, English, grammar, humor, musings, Pac Man, postaweek2011, Rupert Murdoch, taxes, writing
35 Comments
The Tell-Tale Heart of the Matter: Some Little Habits Can Drive You To Murder
I have this friend. A really good friend; someone whose company I enjoy, whose friendship I cherish. She is a delightful, bubbly person and I am about this close to smothering her, hacking up the body and burying the pieces under … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Edgar Allan Poe, English, grammar, humor, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
52 Comments
“Sexy” Has Taken Over From “The” As The Most Used Word In The English Language
Americans now use “sexy” more often than any other word in the English language. OK, I made that up, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Sex is a staple of reality TV, even in shows where you wouldn’t expect … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged English, family, humor, life, men and women, postaweek2011
25 Comments