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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: family
The Princess and the Metaphorical Pea
The Princess and the Metaphorical Pea* When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a pandemic, add vodka. Unknown brilliant philosopher…being me I love to walk. Be it a vigorous hike, or a leisurely stroll, meandering … Continue reading
My Mother’s Hands
I have my mother’s hands. That’s not something I’ve ever taken as a compliment – no offense, Mom. Our hands are broad and short-fingered. A network of lines criss-crosses both palm and back. The adjectives “sturdy” and “capable” come to mind … Continue reading
When It Says Loco, Lazy, Loser On The Label, Label, Label
Do you have lovely eyes? A noble nose? An infectious smile? Sometimes it’s hard to see our own outstanding features, even if they are obvious to everyone else. That’s because some of us can’t see beyond the big, invisible labels … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged children, education, family, humor, life, musings, parenting
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Ramblings: Christmas Edition
I’m just about done with whatever preparations I’m going to make for Christmas and I’m ready to let the celebrations commence. If you didn’t get a card from me by now, chances are you aren’t going to, especially since … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, Christmas, family, health, holidays, life, musings
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My Dad Had No Rhythm, Yet He Will Always Be Master Of The Dance
My Dad sired 9 children. He then topped that accomplishment by staying around, with our Mom, to raise every one of us. For that reason alone, he deserves to be Father of The Year. Not convinced? Here are a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged death, eulogy, family, Fathers Day, humor, life, love, musings
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In Defense Of The Fanny Pack
There’s still time to get your vacation in before summer’s over, so this is a good time to review some of my helpful vacation fashion tips. I have a fanny pack. I am not being ironic. I own a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, fanny packs, fashion, hopelessy fashion clueless, humor, life
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How Men and Women Differ: Toilet Paper Version
It’s time, once more, for a thrill-a-minute roller coaster ride through my brain. A toilet paper roll-er coaster. Hang on. Men and women may look at the same world, but they do not see the same things. Men tend to … Continue reading
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Tagged battle of the sexes in the bathroom, family, humor, life, marriage, musings, muti-tasking run amok, toilet paper
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My Uterus is Smarter Than My Head When It Comes to Babies
When you get to be a “woman of a certain age”, like me, it makes you a little sad to realize that your body has retired from the business of producing life. After all, babies are sweet, adorable, and smell … Continue reading
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Tagged babies, babysitting, family, grandparents, humor, life, musings, workout
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My Mother’s Hands
Today’s post is a replay of one I wrote several years ago. I may have said it before, but the sentiment is still as fresh as ever: I love you, Mom. I have my mother’s hands. That’s not something … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, humor, life, love, mom, Mother's Day, musings
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