Do you need to lose weight? Of course you do! Most Americans (and many of our European friends) are Fatecia McFatties. Even if you think you’re in pretty good shape, you’re probably fooling yourself.
You’ve tried all the top diets – South Beach, Atkins, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, the Vinegar and Dingleberries diet – and nothing has worked. Why? Because no matter the name, no matter the claim, the fine print of each weight-loss scheme says, “when used in conjunction with a fitness plan and a low-calorie diet.”
That means eating less of the fatty and sweet foods you REALLY like and getting your butt moving. Who wants to do that? Nobody!
Now you don’t have to.
Peg-Co is proud to introduce a revolutionary weight loss program….ScentSa!
Shake, shake, shake…shake, shake, shake…shake your ScentSa, shake your ScentSa!
ScentSa is not a diet, it’s an all-natural appetite suppressant. All you do is shake a little on your favorite food and suddenly, some might say magically, you don’t WANT to eat.
How does it work? Your nose knows.
ScentSa’s secret formulas mimic the smells of some of the nastiest substances known to man. Since the senses of smell and taste are linked together, just one whiff of our patented powders and – Pow! – even the toughest appetites are knocked down for the count.
Choose from a variety of formulations specially crafted for your specific weight-loss goal:
ScentSa Light: 0 – 20 pounds to lose
- Those Jellies shoes made out of rubber
- Elevator full of people who had garlic & curry for dinner last night
ScentSa Medium: 20 – 40 pounds to lose
- 15-year-old boy’s gym locker, complete with socks, shoes and jock strap (end of the school year)
- Old lady living with 13 cats
- Judges table at the National Pork & Beans Cook-Off
ScentSa Heavy Duty: 40 pounds+ to lose
- Baby diaper blowout
- Primary school hallway where a kid threw up, AFTER the custodian put that pencil shaving stuff on it
- Axe Body Spray
But don’t take our word for how great ScentSa works. Here’s a testimonial from an actual user, Bambi from Beloit:
“ScentSa is the real deal. I lost 67 pounds without dieting, without exercise! I just sprinkled ScentSa on all my favorite foods. A quart of Ben & Jerry’s Mudslide ice cream? Shake, shake shake. A big, old mess of barbecued ribs? Shake, shake shake. Soon I found I could turn away from even my favorite foods with no problem.
And the results just keep on coming! In fact, I haven’t used ScentSa for almost 4 months and I’m still losing! I’ve landed a lucrative contract as a runway model.
Put a plate of damn near anything in front of me, and the smell of moldy toe fungus comes to mind. I’m Pavlov’s dieter, ha ha! My doctor is a tad concerned, but you don’t argue with results like these. Why, just thinking about Little Debbie snack cakes kills my appetite.
Urp. Excuse me… I don’t feel so good all of a sudden.”
With ScentSa you can enjoy all the pizza, chocolate cheesecake and fried chicken you want…right up until the smell makes you want to barf. Soon, you too will be saying…
Practicing Self-control? Meh
With ScentSa you can kiss your appetite goodbye. Call now! Operators are standing by.
*Peg-Co is not responsible for any possible (no-real-chance-but you-never-know) bad stuff that might happen as a result of taking ScentSa. Peg-Co is a division of Peg-o-Leg Industries.