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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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What To Do When Mother Nature Crashes the Wedding: A Bride’s Guide
Congratulations – you’re getting married! One of the most crucial decisions you’ll make is where to have the wedding. If you’re like many brides, you’ve tuned out advice from clueless old fogies (i.e. your parents) and listened to your Inner … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged brides, humor, life, musings, weddings
65 Comments
My Parental Hearing Aid Has Saved My Bacon On More Than One Occasion
Like all parents, I got my Parental Hearing Aid* the day my first child was born. This amazing device saved me tons of grief as my kids were growing up. It let me hear… … a change in the quality … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged family, generation gap, humor, life, motherhood, parenting
58 Comments
Miracle Weight-Loss Secret Revealed!
Do you need to lose weight? Of course you do! Most Americans (and many of our European friends) are Fatecia McFatties. Even if you think you’re in pretty good shape, you’re probably fooling yourself. You’ve tried all the top diets … Continue reading
The Amazing Gymnic!
What is that thing? Looks like one of those big, rubber balls from down at the gym, right? Wrong! Peg-o-Leg Industries is proud to present…
Americans Are Healthcare Weenies
Does this sound familiar? “Ow, I broke my leg, I need a doctor!” or “I think I’m having a stroke. I’d better get to the hospital!” or “There’s an ice-pick sticking out of my eye … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged health, healthcare, humor, life, musings, Operation game
57 Comments
Smartphone Apps We Could Really Use
You can’t play Angry Birds all the time. Wouldn’t it be great if you could find smartphone apps to help when you have to deal with real life? Look no further. Turn your phone into a personal speech modifier with … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged Get Smart, humor, Jeeves, Jethro, life, musings, postaweek2011, smartphones, technology
36 Comments
Playing The Cancer Card
Having cancer is like having a “get out of jail free” card. My sister Lib and I were antiquing when we came upon a nifty, old copper-lined heat lamp. The way Lib tells it, SHE saw it first and called … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged cancer, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
41 Comments
Take Aim At Annoying Television And Score Big!
We’ve got pop-up blockers for computers, why not for TV? The other night I was trying to watch a Bergman film on MTV’s weekly Great Films series. Suddenly, Scutchie popped up from the bottom of the screen to announce that MTV’s groundbreaking program; … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged advertising, games, guns, humor, life, postaweek2011, technology, The Jersey Shore, TV, writing
13 Comments
New Language Discovered!
Quickly adopted by politicians and advertisers. A little old lady was holding up my line at the grocery store. She was trying to return a carton of ice cream. “It says New & Improved but it tastes the same.” She said, … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged advertising, business, con artists, humor, language, marketing, musings, politics, postaweek2011, writing
33 Comments

