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Tag Archives: beauty
Life Has Meaning Once More
It has been a rough summer. Some dear family members are dealing with serious health issues, I’ve been struggling to get in shape, and I’ve been dogged with a bad case of the blahs for months. All that is about … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, beauty pageants, humor, life, musings, my pathetic secret addiction of shame, reality TV, Toddlers & Tiaras
65 Comments
10 Beauty Tips For Beautiful Beauty
You can’t watch Bravo, E! and other highbrow TV channels, or pass magazines like Us Weekly or Star in the check-out lane at the grocery store without being bombarded with pictures of the Beautiful People. How did they get that … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged are we really this shallow?, beauty, Clara Bow, humor, life, modern culture, musings, reality TV
73 Comments
How To Lose Weight and Look Years Younger With Absolutely No Effort On Your Part
Two women pass in the street. One is middle aged and overweight, her plodding walk mirroring the exhaustion in her tired, wrinkled face. The other woman is noticeably younger. Her long, blonde hair swings around her smooth, glowing face as … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged aging, beauty, Coma, dieting, humor, life, musings, relentless pursuit of youth and beauty at any cost
118 Comments
A Single, Burning Question
Another snowstorm just blanketed the Midwest. Our souls yearn for Sprightly Spring, but Wooly Winter shows no sign of slackening her icy grip. Punxsutawney Phil has gone back into hibernation and so have I. That little vestige of prehistoric brain … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, grooming, humor, life, little things in life, men and women, musings, shaving, winter
97 Comments
Why You’ll Never See Ornamental Cabbage On The Cover Of “Us Weekly”
I wish I were gorgeous. If you’re beautiful, that’s all you need to achieve fame and fortune (F&F) in life. I’ve done a lot of scientific research on this topic. That research consists of watching TV, reading tabloids in the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, cabbage, fame and fortune, humor, life, musings, Us Weekly
64 Comments
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Personal Grooming Division
My Mirror Is A Big, Fat Liar
I saw some pictures from our vacation the other day. Looking at myself, I couldn’t believe it. That fading, flabby, middle-aged woman was me? They say that the camera doesn’t lie, so that means my mirror is the culprit. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, beauty, getting old, humor, life, postaweek2011
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