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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: politics
All In The Political Family: When Mom & Dad Play Favorites
Dear Mom & Dad, We need to talk. Parents are supposed to love all their kids equally, but it’s obvious you care more for some of your other states than you do for me. It’s breaking my heart. I know … Continue reading
Tiptoe Through The Tulips
As I meander through the blogosphere this election season, the truly prodigious profile of Tiny Tim keeps popping into my mind. His signature ditty, sung in that manly falsetto, warbles through my brain, “Tiptoe through the tulips…” Why is Tiny … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, election, Elmer Fudd, humor, life, musings, politics, Tiny Tim
92 Comments
Do You Have to Be That Monopoly Guy In The Silk Top Hat To Get Elected In America?
There’s nothing wrong with rolling in the dough; heck, I’d LOVE to be able to do that. But you shouldn’t have to be rich to get elected to public office. That’s what it’s coming to in America. One of the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged conventions, democrats, election, humor, life, musings, political parties, politics, republicans, wallpaper
60 Comments
Dear Political Opponent
Dear Political Opponent, Our parties are at war. It’s undeclared, of course; more of a military action, but no less real for that. The distance between us stretches as a vast, barren wasteland which few dare to cross.
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged democrats, election, humor, lets live like we're in a Coke commercial, life, news, politics, republicans
81 Comments
An Apology from A Bloggy Scab
I am a scab, and I’m sorry. Yesterday was supposed to be a total internet blackout in support of an issue that is vital to all of us. Google, Wikipedia, WordPress and many other sites, big and small, blacked out … Continue reading
Hey, Secretary of Labor: Ask Me How To End Unemployment
Almost 15 million Americans are out of work. The best way to handle this is to fire some more. Pundits say that unemployment statistics are made up of two parts: those looking for work, and those who have given up … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged customer service, economy, humor, insufferably whiny postal employees, life, musings, politics, postaweek2011, unemployment, working
44 Comments
New Language Discovered!
Quickly adopted by politicians and advertisers. A little old lady was holding up my line at the grocery store. She was trying to return a carton of ice cream. “It says New & Improved but it tastes the same.” She said, … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged advertising, business, con artists, humor, language, marketing, musings, politics, postaweek2011, writing
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