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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Tag Archives: news
How Dead Is Dead?
Hosni Mubarak is dead. Or dead-ish. It depends on who you talk to.
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged current events, Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead, Hosni Mubarak, humor, Monty Python, news, Wizard of Oz 77 Comments
Chicago Gets Her Knockers Up
As any woman can tell you, nothing is more crucial for perky boobs than good support. Last weekend it seemed the whole city of Chicago turned out to provide that support – for breast cancer research.
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, People Are Nice Tagged Avon walk, breast cancer, cancer, Chicago, family, health, humor, Knockers Up, life, news, Rusty Warren 58 Comments
Stuff That Can Rub (A-Dub, Dub) You Out
There have been disturbing accounts in the news recently of people flipping out on a potent street drug. The most horrific of these stories was about a man who tried to eat another person while high. The drug of choice for these discriminating users? Bath … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings Tagged bath salts, drugs, Euphemish, Fatal Attraction, health, humor, musings, news 57 Comments
Government Agencies Land In The Alphabet Soup
The recent rash of bad behavior by certain United States federal agencies has left a bad taste in our collective mouths, but there is a bright side. These stains on the national honor have given rise to several new buzzwords … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged DEA, government, GSA, HHS, humor, life, news, SEC 35 Comments
Dear Political Opponent
Dear Political Opponent, Our parties are at war. It’s undeclared, of course; more of a military action, but no less real for that. The distance between us stretches as a vast, barren wasteland which few dare to cross.
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged democrats, election, humor, lets live like we're in a Coke commercial, life, news, politics, republicans 81 Comments
When Synonyms Are Not Synonymous
Here’s a post you may have missed last January. They say that people judge us by the words we use. It is equally true that we show our own judgments by the words we choose. Words can carry more baggage than … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged blog, English, humor, life, news, reporter bias, synonyms, writing 33 Comments
An Apology from A Bloggy Scab
I am a scab, and I’m sorry. Yesterday was supposed to be a total internet blackout in support of an issue that is vital to all of us. Google, Wikipedia, WordPress and many other sites, big and small, blacked out … Continue reading
Ding Dong, The Twinkie’s Dead
The food industry was shocked last week when giant Hostess Brands Inc. announced they were declaring bankruptcy. The baker, best known for such snacks as the iconic Twinkie, seeks reorganization under Chapter 11 as it struggles to come up with … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings Tagged bankruptcy, business, events, Hostess, humor, musings, news, Twinkies 83 Comments
The 99% Solution
I watched back-to-back episodes of “Cops”, and extended news coverage of Occupy Wall Street late into the night, so it’s hardly surprising I was in the middle of some weird dreams when my brain decided to get me up at … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, People Are Nice Tagged angels, Christmas, Cops, helping others, humor, life, musings, news, Occupy Wall Street, postaweek2011 50 Comments