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Tag Archives: WordPress
Sir Laughs-a-Lot And the WordPress Humor Round-table
I was thrilled when Michelle W., WordPress editor and semi-colon expert extraordinaire, asked me to join a round-table with other humorists. I thought I’d use Sir Laughs-a-lot for my knightly title. And, of course, I assumed we would get chain … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, Discover, humor, life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, musings, shameless self-promotion, SNL Jeopardy, WordPress, writing
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Thoughts On 500
S & P 500: This stands for the Standard & Poor’s 500, which is an index based on the common stock of 500 large, American companies listed on the NYSE. I check this index often because I dabble in the stock … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged 2016, 500th post, blog, blogging, humor, life, New Year's, shameless self-promotion, stock market, WordPress, writing
54 Comments
And Then There Were More
It has been 5 years almost to the day since I started a blog. Given how ephemeral these electronic flashes of word and image can be, that makes me an elder statesman. Practically a blogging Methuselah. My first post was … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, cancer, freshly pressed, friends, humor, life, thank you, WordPress, writing
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What Does Your Avatar Say About You?
Avatar noun av·a·tar \ˈa-və-ˌtär\ 1: the incarnation of a Hindu deity (as Vishnu) 2a : an incarnation in human form b : an embodiment (as of a concept or philosophy) often in a person 3: a variant phase or version … Continue reading
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Tagged avatar, blogging, humor, life, musings, WordPress, writing
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A Brief History Of WordPress As It Pertains To Why I Rarely Get Freshly Pressed Anymore
The beginning Whiz kid Matt Mullenweg sits in his parents’ garage, hunched over a computer he crafted from salvaged parts. He is anxiously looking for signs of activity on his newly launched blogging site, WordPress. “Hey, we have a subscriber!” … Continue reading
If You Don’t Post This On Your Facebook Page It Means You Want Me To Die
Not counting Freshly Pressed, this is the post that gets the most views on this blog. It’s clear that the topic is one of grave concern for all, so I’m reposting as a public service. You’re welcome. I have a … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, emotional blackmail on Facebook, Facebook, friends, humor, some of y'all need to get a life, WordPress
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Thank You, Blogs I Follow. Thanks For Nothing.
I love you. I hate you. I love your wonderful words, spun out like thread, woven into intricate tapestries that are by turns gossamer light or substantial as a good, wool blanket. I love your glorious images; photos that capture … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, friends, humor, musings, Reader, WordPress, writing
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Monkeying Around
Happy Monday! A couple of things. Loser No More Jules over at Go Jules Go had a contest for the best drunk story a little while back, and yours-truly was the winner. The really great thing is that I was … Continue reading