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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
Curl Up & Dye You Gravy Sucking Pig
Why are beauty salon names so often bad puns? Hair’s What’s Happening, The Mane Event, American Hairlines, From Hair to Eternity, Head Hunters, The Hairport, A Cut Above, Simply Hair-resistible,…we could go on and on. Consider the establishment mentioned in … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged business, hair salons, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, puns, writing
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My Cat Has A Monkey On Her Back
Pets add so much to one’s life. When I come through the door at the end of a long, hard day, I know our cat, Beeby, will be there to greet me – with a fresh pile of cat-gack. Beeby threw … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged addiction, cats, humor, life, musings, pets, postaweek2011
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Everything You Need To Know To Survive This Graduation Season
As my nephew stepped onto the stage to receive his diploma, 3 generations of family alumni were there to cheer him on. Choking back tears, I looked around the auditorium and realized…half the people in the audience were clueless … Continue reading
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Tagged family, graduation, humor, life, May, musings, postaweek2011, The Graduate, writing
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How Bad Teeth & Judge Judy Will Make Me Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
I went home sick after lunch yesterday. Don’t ask. Suffice it to say, I do NOT recommend the Squid and Limburger Footlong special at Subway. As I lay listlessly on the couch, fortified with crackers, stale 7-Up and the remote, I checked … Continue reading
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Tagged advertising, daytime TV, humor, Judge Judy, justice, lawsuits, life, musings, postaweek2011, TV
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T-Shirtable Quote Of The Day
Know Thyself Division
Blog Update: Intimate Strangers
File under: Truth is stranger than fiction. Last month I did a serious blog post about keeping my sister Lib company when she was in the hospital for a week. Another sister, Mary Kay, and I noticed a family who was also … Continue reading
The Vehicular Gourmet Presents: Fine Automotive Dining
Picture this: a grayish-brown burger on a squashed bun, greasy fries, all wrapped in paper and washed down with soda pop. Now picture this: chilled vichyssoise, steak, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, roasted fingerling potatoes and strawberries, served on linen and … Continue reading
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Tagged fast food, fine dining, food, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
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Jabba The MAB
I looked idly down at the night’s playbill, wondering who was up next. Special Surprise Contender it said. The club was dark and smoky. There was no action in the ring – it was between rounds. The low hum of … Continue reading
IDOT And the Screaming Semis From Hell
I came out of Indiana doing 75 in a driving rain. It was rush hour when I entered the abyss. When the old-timers gather to tell their driving stories, as old-timers will, they speak in hushed tones of this section of … Continue reading
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Tagged driving, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, traffic, travel, trucks
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