Know Thyself Division
These are the same people who say, “Do you have minute?” but they mean an hour.
And they’re standing at your door with a bible in hand.
Funny, as is Chris’ comment.
When someone finally gets to the “…make a long story short” part, I have to physically restrain myself so I don’t shout out “Too late!”.
I’m wearing this to work, and standing in front of the guy who says it all the time before launching into a five-minute address.
He’ll say “Don’t you hate when people say that and keep nattering on? Reminds me of this one time….”
It ranks alongside , the phrase – ‘with respect….’ which inevitably precedes a gross insult!!!!
And “I hope you don’t mind my saying…”
I don’t remember you snapping that picture of me.
Such a lady-like pose.
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