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Tag Archives: fast food
Meals On Wheels: Put Some Classy In Your Chassis
What would you rather eat? A grayish-brown burger on a squashed bun, limp fries in a greasy paper bag, all washed down with flat soda pop. Chilled vichyssoise, steak, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, roasted fingerling potatoes and strawberries, served on … Continue reading
You Vill Take Ze Toy Und You Vill Luff It
“Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?” says the bored, disembodied voice coming from the little box under the menu board in the drive-thru. “Yeah, um…lemme see…gimme a kid’s meal with a cheeseburger and, um, a diet coke for … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, fast food, good help is so hard to come by these days, Happy Meals, humor, life, McDonalds, musings
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With Apologies to Robert Frost
(sung to the tune of “The Bonnie Banks o’ Loch Lomond”) O ye’ll tak’ the high road, and Ah’ll tak’ the low road And ye’ll git your Big Mac afore me
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged drive-through, fast food, humor, life, McDonalds, musings, Robert Frost
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Great Dining Expectations
“Let’s go out to eat tonight.” Same words + different people = different meanings It’s all a matter of expectations.
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Virtue is It’s Own Reward (But Not For Me)
We are now 6 weeks into our family weight loss challenge. Most of my sisters, sister-in-law and Mom have adopted a slow and steady strategy. We’re all making progress, trying to eat sensibly, and some are becoming more active. If you’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, fast food, food, health, humor, my baser self, postaweek2011, working out
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The Vehicular Gourmet Presents: Fine Automotive Dining
Picture this: a grayish-brown burger on a squashed bun, greasy fries, all wrapped in paper and washed down with soda pop. Now picture this: chilled vichyssoise, steak, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, roasted fingerling potatoes and strawberries, served on linen and … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged fast food, fine dining, food, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
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Kentucky Fried Chicken and The Honey Sauce Factories of Zorg
Setting: Kentucky Fried Chicken headquarters. Operations Manager: “I don’t know, Bubba. You know how people feel about jobs going out of the country.” Chief Financial Officer: “You’re making too big a deal out of this, Vern. Sure, Americans … Continue reading
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