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Tag Archives: driving
Fun With Trucker’s Leapfrog
Many people think that driving a truck sounds like a boring job. While some truckers travel to exciting locations, many merely go back and forth down the same, monotonous stretch of highway. Snooze-fest, right? That’s what they want us to … Continue reading
Let Your Fingers Do The Talking: Universal Sign Language For Drivers
The problem with Driver’s Education is that students learn useless things like the proper distance to maintain when following a car towing a house trailer up a 30 degree incline during an ice storm (2 miles.) Why don’t they teach … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Model Behavior
Tagged avoiding ass-wuppery on the open road, Drivers Ed, driving, humor, life, musings, my baser self, road rage
66 Comments
Lost: One Husband. Substantial Reward For Safe Return
Many women suspect their husbands would be lost without them. I have proof. We were visiting my parents and Mom needed something picked up across town. My husband offered to drive me, chivalry giving him an excuse to show off … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged asking directions, driving, GPS, Gypsy Rose Lee, humor, life, marriage, men and women, musings
68 Comments
Old Drivers Are Making Me Crazy. Young Ones, Too.
It used to be funny to make cracks about women drivers. Now we know that such comments are sexist and demeaning. Besides, gender has nothing to do with driving ability. All the truly bad drivers are either really old or … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, driving, humor, life, musings, things that tick me off
87 Comments
Driver’s Tourette’s: And It Make Me Go @#&$%+*!
I think I may have an unusual form of Tourette’s Syndrome. Those who suffer from Tourette’s are plagued with uncontrollable physical tics and “the spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases.” In other words, they swear like … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad habits, dealing with all the jerk-wad drivers on the road, driving, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, swearing
56 Comments
IDOT And the Screaming Semis From Hell
I came out of Indiana doing 75 in a driving rain. It was rush hour when I entered the abyss. When the old-timers gather to tell their driving stories, as old-timers will, they speak in hushed tones of this section of … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged driving, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, traffic, travel, trucks
21 Comments
Stop Sign 101 – A Refresher Course
What is a stop sign? What should you do when you see one? There seems to be a lot of confusion out there about these seemingly simple concepts. Here is a short refresher course, presented as a public service by the Institute for … Continue reading