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I Sold Out To The Man
Big Business Daddy Warbucks Halliburton Big Pharma Wall Street The Man That Guy In The Monopoly Game
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, blog, business, humor, life, Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, shameless self-promotion, WordAds, writing
85 Comments
Gentlemen Prefer…
I’ve often heard women lament, “There just aren’t any gentlemen around anymore!” Au contraire! They’re still out there; you just have to look in the right place. Might I suggest a strip joint? Merriam-Webster Dictionary, my online, go-to source at … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish
Tagged advertising, gentlemen's clubs, humor, life, men and women, musings, postaweek2011, strip clubs
40 Comments
Let Them Eat Cake
The ideal kitchen, shown on my favorite channel, HGTV, has granite countertops and stainless steel appliances. So of course, when our refrigerator died, I really wanted to go with stainless. Unfortunately, stainless is a lot pricier than white. Looking … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, appliances, food, HGTV, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, refrigerators
24 Comments
How Bad Teeth & Judge Judy Will Make Me Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
I went home sick after lunch yesterday. Don’t ask. Suffice it to say, I do NOT recommend the Squid and Limburger Footlong special at Subway. As I lay listlessly on the couch, fortified with crackers, stale 7-Up and the remote, I checked … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, daytime TV, humor, Judge Judy, justice, lawsuits, life, musings, postaweek2011, TV
18 Comments
Take Aim At Annoying Television And Score Big!
We’ve got pop-up blockers for computers, why not for TV? The other night I was trying to watch a Bergman film on MTV’s weekly Great Films series. Suddenly, Scutchie popped up from the bottom of the screen to announce that MTV’s groundbreaking program; … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged advertising, games, guns, humor, life, postaweek2011, technology, The Jersey Shore, TV, writing
13 Comments
Victoria Is Got A Secret
Victoria’s Secret, that purveyor of fine lingerie, has just launched a new commercial for spring. The title is “Incredible”. And so it is. A parade of Lolitas struts toward the camera, their nubile bodies clad in tiny, brightly colored panties and … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, commercials, English, grammar, humor, life, lingerie, postaweek2011, TV, Victoria's Secret, writing
35 Comments
New Language Discovered!
Quickly adopted by politicians and advertisers. A little old lady was holding up my line at the grocery store. She was trying to return a carton of ice cream. “It says New & Improved but it tastes the same.” She said, … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged advertising, business, con artists, humor, language, marketing, musings, politics, postaweek2011, writing
33 Comments