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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Thoughts On 500
S & P 500: This stands for the Standard & Poor’s 500, which is an index based on the common stock of 500 large, American companies listed on the NYSE. I check this index often because I dabble in the stock … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged 2016, 500th post, blog, blogging, humor, life, New Year's, shameless self-promotion, stock market, WordPress, writing
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Last Minute Gift Ideas So You’re Not Ebenezer Screwed Again This Year
Christmas is the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. Christmas is only a couple of days away. The cards are written, the … Continue reading
Walmart: A Holiday Pageant
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. I wrote this post soon after I started this … Continue reading
Holiday Greeting Cards: What’s the Real Message?
Have you mailed out your Christmas cards yet? If your response was a slack-jawed, “huh?” you’re part of the modern trend away from sending traditional, snail-mailed greeting cards. Nonetheless, most of us still find quite a few in our mailboxes. … Continue reading
My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining The Economy
Christmas is all about traditions. Every year we unpack our favorite ornaments, unearth the Bing Crosby CDs and watch It’s a Wonderful Life. Around this blog, tradition means dusting off the ghosts of Christmas blog posts past, some of which are … Continue reading
Ho-Ho Holiday Caption Contest
Christmas time is here again. Time to put up the tree, drink eggnog, sing along with Der Bingle….and enter my Ho-Ho Holiday Caption Contest. +++Spoiler alert for family members and anyone else on my gift-giving list.+++ One of my sacred … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged caption contest, Christmas, holidays, humor, life, shopping
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The Slightly Slutty Selfie and Other Feminine Poses
Football referees signal “off sides” by putting their hands on their hips. They probably think they invented that gesture, but…pffft. Amateur hour. Women have been using this move to send signals since the Stone Age, when Oog first staggered back … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Model Behavior, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged body language can say alot, Facebook, humor, life, men and women, musings, selfies, social media
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Through The Glass, Darkly
The looking glass was Alice’s doorway to a brand, new world – Wonderland. But I think a picture window might be a better metaphor for real life. How we see things depends on whether we are inside looking out, or … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, life, little things in life, love, marriage, musings
45 Comments
Big Star = Big Head = Big Hair
TV shows with a historical setting were big in the 1960s and 70s. The only thing bigger than the shows was their stars’ hair. Producers put some effort into making sets and costumes historically accurate, but often fell flat with … Continue reading
You Vill Take Ze Toy Und You Vill Luff It
“Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?” says the bored, disembodied voice coming from the little box under the menu board in the drive-thru. “Yeah, um…lemme see…gimme a kid’s meal with a cheeseburger and, um, a diet coke for … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, fast food, good help is so hard to come by these days, Happy Meals, humor, life, McDonalds, musings
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