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Tag Archives: shopping
When Did Buying Crap Become A Hobby?
Most of us work to support our habits and save passion for the things we choose to do in our off-hours. We pursue hobbies like… Collecting stamps, coins, or art Reading or writing Hiking or swimming Sewing or gardening Playing … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Ebay, fashion, hoarding, humor, life, musings, retail therapy is a real thing, shopping, vintage jewelry, writing
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The Walmart Christmas Extravaganza
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating cherished traditions. Around this joint, that means dusting off blog posts of Christmases past; posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. I wrote the following post soon after I … Continue reading
The World Covers Its Ass With Yoga Pants
Women once had a dizzying array of clothing options. There were outfits for day and evening, business and sports, formal and casual. Those days are gone. Now all you need are a couple pairs of yoga pants and you’ve got … Continue reading
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Tagged exercise, fashion, humor, jeez do I sound old, life, musings, shopping, yoga, yoga pants
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Show The Girl A Good Time
I haven’t had a date since the Carter administration, so excuse me if I sound like an old fuddy-duddy when I say: we used to set the bar a bit higher. My friend Bridget flew into Chicago a couple of … Continue reading
Walmart: A Holiday Pageant
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. I wrote this post soon after I started this … Continue reading
Doing The Pantry Can-Can
I spent most of Saturday cleaning the kitchen pantry. Take a moment to let that statement sink in. Now you may commence with the “atta-Pegs,” because I deserve every one. This strange urge to clean may have something to do … Continue reading
Wal-Mart, The Christmas Play
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. The Wal-Mart Christmas Musical The entire play takes place … Continue reading
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Tagged Christmas, holidays, humor, musings, shopping, Wal-Mart
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The Wal-Mart Christmas Musical
Art lovers like to revisit their holiday favorites at this time of year. Ballet enthusiasts flock to The Nutcracker and classical music lovers go to Handel’s Messiah. Me? I’m a musical theater buff. Last weekend I caught my favorite show … Continue reading
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Being Ebenezer Screwed Again This Year
Christmas is all about traditions. Every year we unpack our favorite, old ornaments. We unearth our Bing Crosby and Manheim Steamroller CDs. We watch A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th St. and It’s a Wonderful Life. Around this blog, tradition … Continue reading