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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Dem Bones, Dem Bones
You know those skeletons you see at Halloween? It turns out they’re not just seasonal decorations. Those are actual representations of what goes on in the human body. As someone who has recently lost over 60 pounds (yeah, we know, … Continue reading
Colon Blow: Day 5
Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot… for most people, this is just a little ditty that school kids sing. For me, it’s daily life. The hubby and I and a group of friends threw a party … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beans, food, humor, life, musings, postaweek2012, why VanCamps should buy me new underwear
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Sinners & Tiaras: The Ash Wednesday Episode
Some of you know my guilty secret of eternal shame; I love the show Toddlers & Tiaras. That should clue you that I like me a little bling now and again. Sometimes I have trouble balancing my love for the sparkly … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Ash Wednesday, holidays, humor, Lent, life, musings, postaweek2012, religion, Toddlers & Tiaras, What's It All About Alfie?
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Move Over Bauhaus; Make Room For Bozo
Louis 13th, Art Deco, Bauhaus, Mid-Century Modern… It is past time the firmament of classic design welcomes a long-neglected aesthetic. I’m referring, of course, to The Creepy Sad Clown motif. On a recent anthropological expedition (also known as my weekly … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Architectural Digest, art, clowns, design, Emmett Kelly, fashion, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
56 Comments
From Sea To Shining River
What a difference a day makes. I had been “in country” for 5 days and the Sunshine State had yet to live up to its name. The weather ran the gamut from cloudy to drizzly to pouring down cats … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Atlantic Ocean, humor, Illinois River, life, musings, nature, postaweek2012
51 Comments
Use An Interpreter When Speaking The Language of Love
Looking for a Valentine’s Day gift for that special someone? The Bronx Zoo is once again raising funds for the Wildlife Conservation Society, and you can help. For only $10 you get to name one of the zoo’s 58,000 giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your own … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Bronx Zoo, cockroaches, holidays, humor, life, love, musings, Valentine's Day, Wildlife Conservation Society
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Thursday Thoughts
Just a few meanderings and housekeeping matters. I first started writing this post last Sunday, so it was originally titled Monday Moanings. Then I decided to go with a finished piece for Monday, and pushed this back a day. Had … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, humor, life, musings, shameless self-promotion, WordPress
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Ride My See-Saw
It occurs to me that I might need glasses. Tonight at the Y I passed some loon on a treadmill who was making faces and flinging her arms around. It wasn’t until I was well past her that it occurred … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Amblyopia, glasses, humor, life, musings, Sophia Loren, vanity thy name is Peg
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Americans Are Healthcare Weenies
Does this sound familiar? “Ow, I broke my leg, I need a doctor!” or “I think I’m having a stroke. I’d better get to the hospital!” or “There’s an ice-pick sticking out of my eye … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged health, healthcare, humor, life, musings, Operation game
57 Comments
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