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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
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My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Tag Archives: humor
The Best 10 Minutes Of The Day
Bzzzz Bzzzz Bzzzz The sand is warm under the towel. A jasmine-scented breeze cools my back, bared to the hot sun. The pounding surf is a lullaby. The piper must be paid. Bzzzz Bzzz Bzzz A bee? Is there a bee on the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, morning, musings, postaweek2011, sleep, sleeping in, the alarm, writing
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How’s An Honest Writer Supposed to Compete with Nekked Bubbies?
An Open Letter To WordPress My post yesterday was a witty rant about the improper use of stop signs. Nobody actually read it, though, because WordPress put my stop sign picture up next to a shot of a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
12 Comments
Stop Sign 101 – A Refresher Course
What is a stop sign? What should you do when you see one? There seems to be a lot of confusion out there about these seemingly simple concepts. Here is a short refresher course, presented as a public service by the Institute for … Continue reading
When Synonyms Are Not Synonymous
They say that people judge us by the words we use. It is equally true that we show our own judgments by the words we choose. Words can carry more baggage than the United Airlines carousel at O’Hare. I am constantly … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, vocabulary, words, writing
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How I Discovered My Super Powers
When I was a kid I wanted to be a super hero and fight for truth, justice and the American Way. I secretly knew I must have super powers – I only needed to discover them. Fast-forward 40 years. My super … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, hero, humor, invisibility, life, musings, postaweek2011, super-hero, teens
18 Comments
Rodentiation? Who Ya Gonna Call?
This has been a banner year for mice in our house. We’re experiencing a level of rodentiation that is the stuff of legends. Future generations of exterminators will speak of it in hushed tones. *Helpful Definition: Rodentiation refers to an extreme infestation … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged cats, exterminators, Ghostbusters, humor, life, mice, musings, postaweek2011
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Announcing, The Personal Mannequin Persuasion System!
“Has this ever happened to you?” (Announcer with quasi-Australian/tent revival preacher voice is heard.) “I’ve only got one hour for my workout, and every treadmill is taken!” (Middle-aged woman in sweat suit stands by rows of occupied treadmills. Her expression shows level … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged humor, ill-wishing, jealousy, life, musings, my baser self, postaweek2011, voodoo
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To Serve Man
I stopped at a public rest area last weekend. A sign on the wall read: “To serve you better, this washroom is fully automated”. This reminded me of a classic Twilight Zone episode, in which giant aliens come to earth to … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, grooming, humor, hygiene, life, postaweek2011, restrooms, travel, Twilight Zone
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