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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
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My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
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Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Tag Archives: ill-wishing
I Didn’t
Today… I didn’t step over the pile of cat-gack on the stairs and leave the clean up for the next unwary morning traveler. Nor did I yell at Beeby for eating the gack-inducing leaf, even though I specifically warned her … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad day, bad mood, depression, humor, ill-wishing, life, little things in life, musings
51 Comments
Announcing, The Personal Mannequin Persuasion System!
“Has this ever happened to you?” (Announcer with quasi-Australian/tent revival preacher voice is heard.) “I’ve only got one hour for my workout, and every treadmill is taken!” (Middle-aged woman in sweat suit stands by rows of occupied treadmills. Her expression shows level … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged humor, ill-wishing, jealousy, life, musings, my baser self, postaweek2011, voodoo
8 Comments
Why I Wish I Were An Insect, Temporarily
A fly’s life doesn’t have much to recommend it. After all, fine dining for flies involves stuff you scrape off your shoes, and they only live about 24 hours. Nonetheless, the other day I wished I were a fly…on the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged a bug's life, character flaws, eavesdropping, humor, ill-wishing, life, my baser self
7 Comments