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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: writing
No More Pooper Scooping – I am an Artiste!
Did Shakespeare scrub toilets? Was Byron doing tax returns? Were any of the Bronte sisters expected to wield a pooper-scooper? I think not. We were not meant for the mundane, the work-a-day life. We are Writers! This magical journey of self-discovery that we … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, housework, humor, life, postaweek2011, writing
34 Comments
Intimate Strangers
We noticed the other family the first day at the hospital. There was an attractive, energetic mother/grandmother in her early 60s, and a young matron with a bright-eyed baby. They were dark-haired and small. The strong family resemblance made it … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer
Tagged health, hospitals, illness, life, life & death, musings, postaweek2011, writing
23 Comments
Howard Hughes and the Importance of Going To Church
A large family with an adorable toddler sat in the pew in front of us at church the other day. She made a game of reaching her arms out to be passed from person to person in the family, up … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged church, cold & flu, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
13 Comments
Once Upon A Mattress (or When I Knew I Was A Grownup)
My back against the staircase wall, I braced one foot against the banister. I didn’t dare swipe at the tears streaming down my face. It took both hands on the mattress’ flimsy handle to keep it from sliding down the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, growing up, humor, life, moving, postaweek2011, writing
20 Comments
Horton Hatches The Idea
I write in my head. That’s probably true for most writers. You start with an idea: a tiny, fragile egg to be protected and nurtured. While my body is working out, washing dishes and folding clothes, my mind is elsewhere. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, Dr. Seuss, humor, musings, postaweek2011, writing
22 Comments
Victoria Is Got A Secret
Victoria’s Secret, that purveyor of fine lingerie, has just launched a new commercial for spring. The title is “Incredible”. And so it is. A parade of Lolitas struts toward the camera, their nubile bodies clad in tiny, brightly colored panties and … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, commercials, English, grammar, humor, life, lingerie, postaweek2011, TV, Victoria's Secret, writing
35 Comments
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
I talk to myself. Which is OK, except I’ve started answering me back. Sometimes I have long, involved discussions with me while puttering around the house. I’m a sparkling self-conversationalist! I also talk to the TV and the cat, but … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, cell phones, crazy, humor, life, multiple personalities, postaweek2011, Sybil, technology, writing
254 Comments
Change Would Do You Good
Last week I posted a beginners guide to the new language, Euphemish. (check out my post “New Language Discovered” to get up-to-speed). From time to time I’ll present more advanced concepts for the inquiring student. Today, we’ll explore the Euphemish term, Rate Change … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings
Tagged con artists, humor, insurance, life, postaweek2011, writing
9 Comments
New Language Discovered!
Quickly adopted by politicians and advertisers. A little old lady was holding up my line at the grocery store. She was trying to return a carton of ice cream. “It says New & Improved but it tastes the same.” She said, … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged advertising, business, con artists, humor, language, marketing, musings, politics, postaweek2011, writing
33 Comments
The Best 10 Minutes Of The Day
Bzzzz Bzzzz Bzzzz The sand is warm under the towel. A jasmine-scented breeze cools my back, bared to the hot sun. The pounding surf is a lullaby. The piper must be paid. Bzzzz Bzzz Bzzz A bee? Is there a bee on the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, morning, musings, postaweek2011, sleep, sleeping in, the alarm, writing
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