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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
Sir Laughs-a-Lot And the WordPress Humor Round-table
I was thrilled when Michelle W., WordPress editor and semi-colon expert extraordinaire, asked me to join a round-table with other humorists. I thought I’d use Sir Laughs-a-lot for my knightly title. And, of course, I assumed we would get chain … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, Discover, humor, life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, musings, shameless self-promotion, SNL Jeopardy, WordPress, writing
45 Comments
Show The Girl A Good Time
I haven’t had a date since the Carter administration, so excuse me if I sound like an old fuddy-duddy when I say: we used to set the bar a bit higher. My friend Bridget flew into Chicago a couple of … Continue reading
Crouching Tiger, Crapping Coyote
The good thing about nature is how it’s so natural. Except when it’s unnatural, or even supernatural. It’s colder than bedamned here in Illinois but, and here’s the great part, we haven’t had any snow or ice to speak of. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged geese, Guy Fleegman, humor, life, musings, nature, walking, Wile E. Coyote
69 Comments
Last Minute Gift Ideas So You’re Not Ebenezer Screwed Again This Year
Christmas is the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. Christmas is only a couple of days away. The cards are written, the … Continue reading
Walmart: A Holiday Pageant
Christmas time is here again. Tis the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. I wrote this post soon after I started this … Continue reading
The Slightly Slutty Selfie and Other Feminine Poses
Football referees signal “off sides” by putting their hands on their hips. They probably think they invented that gesture, but…pffft. Amateur hour. Women have been using this move to send signals since the Stone Age, when Oog first staggered back … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Model Behavior, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged body language can say alot, Facebook, humor, life, men and women, musings, selfies, social media
61 Comments
Through The Glass, Darkly
The looking glass was Alice’s doorway to a brand, new world – Wonderland. But I think a picture window might be a better metaphor for real life. How we see things depends on whether we are inside looking out, or … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged family, life, little things in life, love, marriage, musings
45 Comments
Big Star = Big Head = Big Hair
TV shows with a historical setting were big in the 1960s and 70s. The only thing bigger than the shows was their stars’ hair. Producers put some effort into making sets and costumes historically accurate, but often fell flat with … Continue reading
You Vill Take Ze Toy Und You Vill Luff It
“Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?” says the bored, disembodied voice coming from the little box under the menu board in the drive-thru. “Yeah, um…lemme see…gimme a kid’s meal with a cheeseburger and, um, a diet coke for … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, fast food, good help is so hard to come by these days, Happy Meals, humor, life, McDonalds, musings
70 Comments
Magic Carpet Ride
How we view the end of life is a reflection of how we view life itself – it’s a question of perspective. Those of you who have been around here a while may recall that a couple of years ago … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, death, eternal life, faith, humor, life, Macbeth, musings, Shakespeare
78 Comments

