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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
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Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Tag Archives: musings
C’Mon, WordPress, Papa Needs A New Pair Of Bowling Shoes!
I wandered into the bowels of my blog the other day and came across a strange chamber called “Site Stats”. I had heard of such a place from other, more worldly bloggers, but I know not of such things. Blogging … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, humor, musings, shameless self-promotion, Temptations, WordPress, writing
83 Comments
Riding The Curl On The Space/Time Continuum
Have you ever thought about going back in time? Of course you have. I don’t want to get all Isaac Asimov on you, but folks who know about these things (smart folks like the ones who used to sit behind … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged daylight savings time, fall back, getting dark at 5 will kill my soul, humor, musings, time travel
49 Comments
All In The Political Family: When Mom & Dad Play Favorites
Dear Mom & Dad, We need to talk. Parents are supposed to love all their kids equally, but it’s obvious you care more for some of your other states than you do for me. It’s breaking my heart. I know … Continue reading
Why You’ll Never See Ornamental Cabbage On The Cover Of “Us Weekly”
I wish I were gorgeous. If you’re beautiful, that’s all you need to achieve fame and fortune (F&F) in life. I’ve done a lot of scientific research on this topic. That research consists of watching TV, reading tabloids in the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beauty, cabbage, fame and fortune, humor, life, musings, Us Weekly
64 Comments
Malaising Grace
mal·aise: noun mə-lāz, ma-, -lez 1: an indefinite feeling of debility or lack of health often indicative of or accompanying the onset of an illness 2: a vague sense of mental or moral ill-being <a malaise of cynicism and despair … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, health, humor, life, midlife crisis, musings, my baser self, prayer
106 Comments
A Discussion of Modern Social Grooming
I’m on vacation this week so I am resurrecting some old posts you may have missed. I’ll try to stop by to chat sometime, but I’m going to be really, really busy having fun, so don’t hold me to it. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged grooming, humor, life, little things in life, monkeys, musings
41 Comments
Tiptoe Through The Tulips
As I meander through the blogosphere this election season, the truly prodigious profile of Tiny Tim keeps popping into my mind. His signature ditty, sung in that manly falsetto, warbles through my brain, “Tiptoe through the tulips…” Why is Tiny … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, election, Elmer Fudd, humor, life, musings, politics, Tiny Tim
92 Comments
Do You Have to Be That Monopoly Guy In The Silk Top Hat To Get Elected In America?
There’s nothing wrong with rolling in the dough; heck, I’d LOVE to be able to do that. But you shouldn’t have to be rich to get elected to public office. That’s what it’s coming to in America. One of the … Continue reading
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Tagged conventions, democrats, election, humor, life, musings, political parties, politics, republicans, wallpaper
60 Comments
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