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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
How I Discovered My Super Powers
When I was a kid I wanted to be a super hero and fight for truth, justice and the American Way. I secretly knew I must have super powers – I only needed to discover them. Fast-forward 40 years. My super … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, hero, humor, invisibility, life, musings, postaweek2011, super-hero, teens
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Rodentiation? Who Ya Gonna Call?
This has been a banner year for mice in our house. We’re experiencing a level of rodentiation that is the stuff of legends. Future generations of exterminators will speak of it in hushed tones. *Helpful Definition: Rodentiation refers to an extreme infestation … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged cats, exterminators, Ghostbusters, humor, life, mice, musings, postaweek2011
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Announcing, The Personal Mannequin Persuasion System!
“Has this ever happened to you?” (Announcer with quasi-Australian/tent revival preacher voice is heard.) “I’ve only got one hour for my workout, and every treadmill is taken!” (Middle-aged woman in sweat suit stands by rows of occupied treadmills. Her expression shows level … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged humor, ill-wishing, jealousy, life, musings, my baser self, postaweek2011, voodoo
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To Serve Man
I stopped at a public rest area last weekend. A sign on the wall read: “To serve you better, this washroom is fully automated”. This reminded me of a classic Twilight Zone episode, in which giant aliens come to earth to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aliens, grooming, humor, hygiene, life, postaweek2011, restrooms, travel, Twilight Zone
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Bret Baier Causes Flabby Abdominals
It occurs to me that I may be a little rigid about my workout routine. A trainer at the YMCA set it up a couple of years ago, and I haven’t changed a thing. The resistance machines are first. I … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Bret Baier, excercising, Fox News, health, humor, life, postaweek2011, working out
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Writing VS Lying On the Floor At Wal-Mart, Kicking & Screaming
Why did I start a blog? I’ve read a number of helpful pieces on writing, blogging and the creative process. On WordPress alone you can find lots of articles on grammar and theme development, how-to posts with writing exercise topics, … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, postaday2011, postaweek2011, Wal-Mart, why I started a blog, writing
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R.I.P. “Bunny” Bixler
Friends and family today paid tribute to New York socialite Laura “Bunny” Bixler following her death at the age of 75 from complications of jaw surgery. The cooking-oil heiress was perhaps best known for her expose of the country club … Continue reading
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Tagged Auntie Mame, humor, life, movies, musings, obituary, postaweek2011
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New Year/ Old Year Updates
I’ve had numerous requests for status updates on previous blog posts. No, really. So here, as a public service, is the latest on subjects that have been near and dear to my (dare I say OUR?) heart. Our Cat, Beeby … Continue reading
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Tagged blogging, cat therapy, gym towels, holidays, humor, life, Oprah, shameless self-promotion, working out
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