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Tag Archives: working out
Breaking the Fourth Wall
We almost had an “incident” at the gym the other tonight, and it would have been my fault. I pulled back in time, but it was a close call. I almost broke the fourth wall.
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged gym, health, humor, life, the Fourth Wall, working out
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Garcon, Treadmill For One!
Be sure to tip your maitre d’ sweat. The world is facing a cataclysmic problem. The supply of essential resources will shortly be woefully inadequate to meet demand. How will we allocate those resources? Why have pundits been strangely silent on this … Continue reading
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Tagged exercise, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year's resolutions, postaweek2011, working out
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How I Did My Groove Thang With Earth, Wind & Fire On Cloud Nine – Almost
The local YMCA is being renovated. I’m sure it will end up being a workout Mecca the likes of which we have never seen. In the meantime, it’s a pain in the butt. They closed the main rooms and moved … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged death, Earth Wind & Fire, heaven, humor, life, music, musings, postaweek2011, working out, YMCA
36 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Virtue is It’s Own Reward (But Not For Me)
We are now 6 weeks into our family weight loss challenge. Most of my sisters, sister-in-law and Mom have adopted a slow and steady strategy. We’re all making progress, trying to eat sensibly, and some are becoming more active. If you’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, fast food, food, health, humor, my baser self, postaweek2011, working out
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Losing Is For Winners!
Here we are, with the first week of the family weight-loss challenge under our slightly looser belts. Time for a status update. As I posted last week, my sister Terry issued a challenge for all the women in our family to … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, fear and loathing for celery, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011, working out
32 Comments
She’s Strictly A Female, Female
I saw a fascinating British documentary called Supersize She. The movie chronicled the efforts of a professional woman bodybuilder named Joanna to be #1 in her sport. Everything was great until the interviewer asked about steroid use. That’s when Joanna … Continue reading
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Tagged body building, health, humor, life, postaweek2011, steroids, working out
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Throwing In The Towel
Note to self: After blogging, be sure to switch into “Normal World” mode before venturing forth. The local YMCA lobby has a circular front desk. After you swipe your membership card at the 3 o’clock position, you pass through the gate and … Continue reading
Public Enemy #1 Eludes Fitness Police
I had one of the Fitness Police’s 10 Most Wanted in my sights, and I let her slip away. I had just parked in the YMCA parking lot when another car pulled alongside. The driver and I got out at the … Continue reading
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Tagged exercise, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, smoking, working out
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Bret Baier Causes Flabby Abdominals
It occurs to me that I may be a little rigid about my workout routine. A trainer at the YMCA set it up a couple of years ago, and I haven’t changed a thing. The resistance machines are first. I … Continue reading
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Tagged Bret Baier, excercising, Fox News, health, humor, life, postaweek2011, working out
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New Year/ Old Year Updates
I’ve had numerous requests for status updates on previous blog posts. No, really. So here, as a public service, is the latest on subjects that have been near and dear to my (dare I say OUR?) heart. Our Cat, Beeby … Continue reading
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Tagged blogging, cat therapy, gym towels, holidays, humor, life, Oprah, shameless self-promotion, working out
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