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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Do You Have to Be That Monopoly Guy In The Silk Top Hat To Get Elected In America?
There’s nothing wrong with rolling in the dough; heck, I’d LOVE to be able to do that. But you shouldn’t have to be rich to get elected to public office. That’s what it’s coming to in America. One of the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged conventions, democrats, election, humor, life, musings, political parties, politics, republicans, wallpaper
60 Comments
All Hail The Monday Grownup
The alarum rings And up she springs Although she’d rather sleep in. Back to work She has to go To tame the debts she’s deep in. Downy pillows call him back, and horizontal beckons, But vertical’s what’s needed now to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad poetry, humor, life, little things in life, Monday morning, musings
53 Comments
Wearing My Heart On My Face
I don’t play poker. I don’t even play Poker Face, because I don’t have one. Most every thought, every emotion that flits through my brain shows up on my face in glorious, soggy Technicolor. The other day I was watching … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged emotions, humor, Lady Gaga, life, little things in life, menopause, musings, poker face
86 Comments
Flirting: Then & Now
L’amour, toujour, l’amour. As the French so eloquently and succinctly say, it is all about love. And flirting has long been the delightful prelude to love. In Victorian times, no properly brought up young lady’s education was complete without instruction … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged fans, fashion, flirting, humor, life, love, musings, tight shorts
73 Comments
Mary Poppins Is Full Of It
The Disney classic Mary Poppins is one of my favorite movies. Here’s a great song from that movie: Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way. What a song! It’s light, it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, chemo, family, health, humor, if you don't laugh you'll go postal, life, musings
77 Comments
Ain’t It Tree-mendous?
Because… 1) it has been hotter than Dutch love here all summer and… 2) Illinois is now an honorary member of the Saharan League and… 3) the city fathers had the bright idea to cut down most of the trees … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Little Ditties
Tagged air conditioning, bad poetry, heat, humor, Joyce Kilmer, life, trees
54 Comments
The Substitute Babysitter
I hated babysitting. They say kids and dogs know when you’re afraid of them and they take advantage of your terror. That they can tell when you don’t like them. Even as a teenager I didn’t like kids (not counting … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged babysitting, blog, children, family, Galaxy Quest, humor, life, musings, shameless self-promotion
58 Comments
Today’s Brown Plate Special
I was 18 when I landed a summer job as a waitress at a swanky, nautical-themed restaurant. The only problem was it was out on the edge of town. With 4 teenage drivers in the house I often had to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Ex Lax, humor, life, pooping in public, writing
53 Comments
Peg-o-Clio Award Hangs In The Balance
Did you watch the Clio Awards results show on TV last night? The creativity shown in those advertisements is mind boggling. That’s why the Clio has long been considered the pinnacle of achievement in the advertising world…until now. Move over … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, Clio, humor, life, Mad Men, shameless self-promotion
36 Comments

