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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: health
Miracle Weight-Loss Secret Revealed!
Do you need to lose weight? Of course you do! Most Americans (and many of our European friends) are Fatecia McFatties. Even if you think you’re in pretty good shape, you’re probably fooling yourself. You’ve tried all the top diets … Continue reading
Mary Poppins Is Full Of It
The Disney classic Mary Poppins is one of my favorite movies. Here’s a great song from that movie: Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way. What a song! It’s light, it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, chemo, family, health, humor, if you don't laugh you'll go postal, life, musings
77 Comments
Breaking the Fourth Wall
We almost had an “incident” at the gym the other tonight, and it would have been my fault. I pulled back in time, but it was a close call. I almost broke the fourth wall.
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged gym, health, humor, life, the Fourth Wall, working out
60 Comments
Cancer Can Kiss My Ass
When and if I ever get to see God, face-to-face, mano-a-mano, the first thing I’m going to ask Him is this: Why do bad things happen to good people? It was little over a month ago I went to Chicago … Continue reading
Chicago Gets Her Knockers Up
As any woman can tell you, nothing is more crucial for perky boobs than good support. Last weekend it seemed the whole city of Chicago turned out to provide that support – for breast cancer research.
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, People Are Nice
Tagged Avon walk, breast cancer, cancer, Chicago, family, health, humor, Knockers Up, life, news, Rusty Warren
58 Comments
Stuff That Can Rub (A-Dub, Dub) You Out
There have been disturbing accounts in the news recently of people flipping out on a potent street drug. The most horrific of these stories was about a man who tried to eat another person while high. The drug of choice for these discriminating users? Bath … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings
Tagged bath salts, drugs, Euphemish, Fatal Attraction, health, humor, musings, news
57 Comments
I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!
I snigger at those Life Alert commercials. It’s sad when old ladies fall down for realz, but the actresses they use in the ads are so horrible they’re funny. They must hire the producer’s grandmothers. They stretch out on the … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition, General Ramblings
Tagged Andrew Wyeth, Dairy Queen, dieting, food, health, humor, life, Life Alert, musings, Weebles
82 Comments
Everything I Need To Know In Life, I Learned From Star Trek
According to Robert Fulghum, we learn everything we need to know in kindergarten. Not me. No offense to Mr. Fulghum, but I learned most everything I’ll need in life from Star Trek. Even about cancer. In the episode A Taste of … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, family, health, humor, life, musings, Robert Fulghum, Star Trek
83 Comments
Dem Bones, Dem Bones
You know those skeletons you see at Halloween? It turns out they’re not just seasonal decorations. Those are actual representations of what goes on in the human body. As someone who has recently lost over 60 pounds (yeah, we know, … Continue reading
Americans Are Healthcare Weenies
Does this sound familiar? “Ow, I broke my leg, I need a doctor!” or “I think I’m having a stroke. I’d better get to the hospital!” or “There’s an ice-pick sticking out of my eye … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged health, healthcare, humor, life, musings, Operation game
57 Comments

