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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: food
When Bacon Goes Horribly Wrong
Who doesn’t love bacon?* Bacon is sublime. Bacon is magical. Whether enrobed in chocolate, hanging from a Christmas tree or just gracing your breakfast plate, its crunchy, fatty, salty goodness can’t be beat. There’s nothing that can’t be improved with … Continue reading
My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining The US Economy – Again
Christmas is all about traditions. Every year we unpack our favorite, old ornaments. We unearth our Bing Crosby and Manheim Steamroller CDs. We watch A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th St. and It’s a Wonderful Life. Around this blog, tradition … Continue reading
Life is Better with a Pint of Vermont’s Finest
“Life is better with a pint of Vermont’s finest.” I read the words at the top of the legal pad and laughed. There was no joy in the sound. It was a mirthless acknowledgement of the exquisite irony of life. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Ben & Jerry's ice cream, blogging, crime, food, humor, life
57 Comments
How Sharper Than A Serpent’s Tooth Is An Ungrateful Candy Manufacturer?
Hershey, I’ve got a bone to pick with you. A beef. An axe to grind. Now is the winter of my discontent made…well, you get the point. Some months ago, 18 of the sharpest tools in the WordPress shed teamed … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, food, freshly pressed, Hershey, humor, Matt Mullenweg, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Trojan, WordPress
101 Comments
Miracle Weight-Loss Secret Revealed!
Do you need to lose weight? Of course you do! Most Americans (and many of our European friends) are Fatecia McFatties. Even if you think you’re in pretty good shape, you’re probably fooling yourself. You’ve tried all the top diets … Continue reading
Great Dining Expectations
“Let’s go out to eat tonight.” Same words + different people = different meanings It’s all a matter of expectations.
Earth Priestess of Spring
Ah, spring. The love of the soil is buried deep in our collective conscience. Each year the sap rises and our spirits lift in song, in an ancient ritual older than memory. We are druid priestesses anew, dancing at Beltane. We … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged food, gardening, humor, life, musings, plants, spring has sprung
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I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!
I snigger at those Life Alert commercials. It’s sad when old ladies fall down for realz, but the actresses they use in the ads are so horrible they’re funny. They must hire the producer’s grandmothers. They stretch out on the … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition, General Ramblings
Tagged Andrew Wyeth, Dairy Queen, dieting, food, health, humor, life, Life Alert, musings, Weebles
82 Comments
Better Living Through Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Has this ever happened to you? You’re invited to an event – maybe a swanky affair, maybe a family dinner – and you want to bring a special dessert. Your heart is saying, “I can’t go wrong with Reese’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged food, humor, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, WordPress Coup
107 Comments

