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Tag Archives: dieting
I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!
I snigger at those Life Alert commercials. It’s sad when old ladies fall down for realz, but the actresses they use in the ads are so horrible they’re funny. They must hire the producer’s grandmothers. They stretch out on the … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition, General Ramblings
Tagged Andrew Wyeth, Dairy Queen, dieting, food, health, humor, life, Life Alert, musings, Weebles
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Love/Hate Relationship: One Woman’s Search For A Dress
One of the worst things about losing a lot of weight is that nothing fits anymore. Ha ha ha! Good one, eh? But, seriously. One of the very BEST things about losing a lot of weight is that you … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, body image, dieting, fashion, humor, life, musings, shopping
70 Comments
My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
My sister-in-law, Lisa, just announced she is starting a diet. With 3 weeks to go until Christmas. This is wrong on so many levels. Besides the masochistic overtones, we have to consider how such a move might affect the nation’s economic recovery. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, dieting, eggnog, family, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
44 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. To the Victor Goes The Spoils
Victory is sweet. In fact, I happen to know that it tastes a lot like pumpkin pancakes. For those who have been following my blog, you know this was the summer (and then some) of the family weight-loss challenge. Talk … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged Biggest Loser, dieting, family, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
104 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Who Stole The Kishka?
Warning!!! The following may not be suitable for more sensitive readers. After a long, hard summer of the family weight-loss challenge, the pounds are really coming off. “That’s great!” you say. “Whoo hoo!” you enthuse. “You must be thrilled.” you … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, Frankie Yankovic, health, humor, kishka, life, plastic surgery, postaweek2011
42 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. One New Pound
The mansions on the main street in my hometown were built in the 1800s with money earned by Michigan lumber barons. I was always fascinated by the stories of their exploits up north. Which is why it is fitting that I … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
42 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. How Low Can You Go?
The gloves have come off in the family weight loss challenge, and it isn’t pretty. When my sister, Terry, first suggested that the women in my family use this summer to lose weight and get fit, I joined in. (Check … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Doing the Cha-Cha
“Step forward with the right foot, then again with the left. Good!” “Now back one with the right foot. That’s it. Now cha-cha!” The summer’s family weight loss challenge is like an Arthur Murray dance class. Every week I do … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, musings, postaweek2011
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Virtue is It’s Own Reward (But Not For Me)
We are now 6 weeks into our family weight loss challenge. Most of my sisters, sister-in-law and Mom have adopted a slow and steady strategy. We’re all making progress, trying to eat sensibly, and some are becoming more active. If you’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, fast food, food, health, humor, my baser self, postaweek2011, working out
15 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Partying In Hell
ASTOUNDING WEIGHT-LOSS BREAKTHROUGH! I have discovered an appetite suppressant that is easy, low-tech, requires no special food and costs nothing. All you have to do is suffer the burning agonies of hellfire. Most participants in the family weight loss challenge … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
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