Category Archives: General Ramblings

Deep thoughts on the human condition.

“Sexy” Has Taken Over From “The” As The Most Used Word In The English Language

Americans now use “sexy” more often than any other word in the English language. OK, I made that up, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Sex is a staple of reality TV, even in shows where you wouldn’t expect … Continue reading

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And The Emmy of Secret Shamefulness Goes To…

Some of my TV viewing habits are a secret source of shame to me.  One show is so horrible I can’t even share it in the sanctity of the confessional.  But I know I can tell you. I am hooked on “Toddlers … Continue reading

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How You Can Help Me Become A World-Renowned, Respected Writer

“Peg, what can I do to make sure you get the fame, wealth and respect you deserve as a writer?” I hear that a lot. Why, just the other day, while I was giving a big goose to a small … Continue reading

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My Grocery Store Knows Me Better Than My Husband Does

My grocery store knows more about me than my husband does. It was exactly 10 years ago this past weekend that I signed up for one of their preferred savings cards.  I was nervous about it.  I don’t like the … Continue reading

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My Mirror Is A Big, Fat Liar

I saw some pictures from our vacation the other day.  Looking at myself, I couldn’t believe it.   That fading, flabby, middle-aged woman was me?  They say that the camera doesn’t lie, so that means my mirror is the culprit. It’s … Continue reading

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I, Tourist

I took a bite out of The Big Apple a few weeks ago.  As anyone who has been to New York City can confirm, the sheer number of people on the streets is astounding.   Fully half of them work for … Continue reading

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My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance

My Dad sired 9 children.  He then topped that accomplishment by staying around, with our Mom, to raise every one of us.   For that reason alone, he deserves to be Father of The Year. Not convinced?  Here are a few … Continue reading

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Hey, Secretary of Labor: Ask Me How To End Unemployment

Almost 15 million Americans are out of work.  The best way to handle this is to fire some more. Pundits say that unemployment statistics are made up of two parts: those looking for work, and those who have given up … Continue reading

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She’s Strictly A Female, Female

I saw a fascinating British documentary called Supersize She.  The movie chronicled the efforts of a professional woman bodybuilder named Joanna to be #1 in her sport. Everything was great until the interviewer asked about steroid use.  That’s when Joanna … Continue reading

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Contract Law 401: Negotiating With God

I recently posted about my near-death experience while flying.  My cousin Ed, a noted quipster, responded with a joke about a billionaire in a similar circumstance who made a deal with God to give away half his wealth if he … Continue reading

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