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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Category Archives: General Ramblings
America Needs More Taxes
I dusted off this once Freshly Pressed post and gussied it up a bit in honor of America’s fast-approaching day of financial angst. Pass these fabulous ideas along to any elected officials you know, OK? What’s wrong with America is … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged government, humor, life, musings, taxes, things that bother me
35 Comments
How Your Attitude Towards Socks Acts As A Rorschach Test Of Emotional Functionality. Yup. Yuppers.
There are 2 kinds of people in the world: those to whom life is an adventure to be seized and savored, and those who hold on to orphaned socks. I keep mine in a laundry bag under my bed. My … Continue reading
The Astonishingly Amazing Work-For-It Diet
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to lose weight. Imagine that. That’s why I found myself wrestling with half a grapefruit at lunch today. Taming that grapefruit took a lot more effort than it ever did to wolf down … Continue reading
Freedom’s Just Another Word For, “What The Hell – I Already Look Like A Doofus”
I love to hike. Scrambling up hill, down dale, fording streams and generally giving Mother Nature a run for her money, I like to think I’m as nimble as a young mountain goat. Turns out I’m not. In the … Continue reading
Make Valentine’s Day Special With A Gift From The Vascular Organ
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. If you’re smart, gentlemen, you’re already wracking your brains for gift ideas that will show that special someone how truly special she is. Candy? Ho-hum. Flowers? Pu-leeze Take a tip from artistic-types who … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, insurance, life, love, marriage, musings, Valentine's Day
37 Comments
To Punxsutawney Phil; A Reasoned Rebuttal
Posted in General Ramblings, Little Ditties
Tagged Groundhog Day, humor, life, musings, Punxsutawney Phil, SAD, spring is in sight
30 Comments
On The Off Chance You Notice That I Unfriended You
Dear Friend, Maybe I should have addressed this “Dear Ex-Friend.” After all, I just unfriended you on Facebook, and many would consider that the very definition of an ex-friend. But I don’t consider you any less my friend. I did … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged closed minds, election, Facebook, life, musings, politics, social media
73 Comments
I Will Always Be Fat
I was born fat. I have been fat, chubby, overweight or on my way to or from one of those adjectives my entire life. It’s time to stop kidding myself that I will ever be anything else. Some are yo-yo … Continue reading
My Retroactive 2016 New Year’s Resolutions
Right about now, a lot of you are thinking of ways to improve yourself in the coming year; in other words, you’re making your 2017 New Year’s resolutions. Bad idea. Nobody keeps those for more than a week – two … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year, New Year's resolutions, self-improvement, writing
57 Comments
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Being Ebenezer Screwed Again This Year
Christmas is the season for celebrating old traditions. Around this blog, that means dusting off posts of Christmas past, posts that are staler than re-gifted fruitcake. Enjoy. Christmas is only a couple of days away. The cards are written, the … Continue reading
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