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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Category Archives: General Ramblings
And The Oscar for Best Performance in a Dickens Tragedy Goes To…My Dog
Dogs are man’s best friends and devoted companions. And if they had fingers, most of us would be wrapped around their littlest one. Our dog, Sally, is a master manipulator. Here’s a typical evening at home. We live out … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged dogs, family, humor, life, most humans are doggy-whipped, musings, Oliver Twist, pets
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Are You A Wuss?
I’d like to think I’m the kind of person who would rush into a burning building to save somebody’s cat. But when it comes to scary or gory stuff? I’m a total wuss. My friend Susie at Susie Lindau’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged cowardice, humor, Hunger Games, Jaws, life, movies, musings, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Toy Story, wussery
89 Comments
What Does Your Avatar Say About You?
Avatar noun av·a·tar \ˈa-və-ˌtär\ 1: the incarnation of a Hindu deity (as Vishnu) 2a : an incarnation in human form b : an embodiment (as of a concept or philosophy) often in a person 3: a variant phase or version … Continue reading
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Tagged avatar, blogging, humor, life, musings, WordPress, writing
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The 3 Most Powerful Letters In The English Language
Words can be powerful weapons, but one little suffix can beat them all. Three letters provide a mighty shield for the user to hide behind. I’m talking about “ish.” “ish” means neither yes nor no. It admits while admitting nothing. … Continue reading
I Know Why The Caged Chicken Clucks
Actually, I don’t know why the caged chicken clucks. But Brad Pitt does. Pitt lashed out at retail giant Costco last week, saying they are laying an egg with their treatment of the chickens that … Continue reading
Merely A Slip Of The Tongue
Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
? An apparently famous person, Ariana Grande, set off a minor firestorm last week when her tongue came in contact with a tray of donuts. Said donuts were on the counter of a donut…
Posted in General Ramblings
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How I-94 Construction Traffic Is Like The Greek Debt Crisis
It’s human nature to look out for #1, but those who make this their life’s mantra are full of #2. Last weekend I drove from my now-home in Illinois to my childhood home in Michigan for a quintessential 4th … Continue reading
Music Is A Time Machine
I have discovered the secret to time travel. I was in a store the other day when the radio played Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations. I wasn’t the only person who started singing along. I could hear some … Continue reading
The Dark Side of Freshly Pressed: Handling the Highs and Lows
You may not know that I’ve had the honor of being Freshly Pressed a couple of times. You probably didn’t notice the pop-up box containing a list of Freshly Pressed posts that appears every 3 seconds on my blog, the … Continue reading
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Tupperware Party Hearty Without Me
I have a confession to make. I don’t want you to think less of me, but what kind of relationship can we have if it is built on a foundation of lies? The time has come to tell the truth. … Continue reading

