Merely A Slip Of The Tongue

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An apparently famous person, Ariana Grande, set off a minor firestorm last week when her tongue came in contact with a tray of donuts. Said donuts were on the counter of a donut shop at the time. Her tongue had a busy day indeed as it followed this up by leading the rest of her mouth in saying a rather filthy curse word, then “I hate Americans. I hate America.” Her tongue finished up its Tacky Tour by tangling with her boyfriend’s.

What at first glance appeared to be an unbelievable lapse in good manners made by someone who thinks she is above the rules that govern the rest of society, was actually a protest statement. Adriana was motivated solely by concern for America’s children. When she said “I hate America” what she really meant was “I hate (that so many children have had their health negatively impacted by…

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8 Responses to Merely A Slip Of The Tongue

  1. lbeth1950 says:

    Ok, a not so great recovery.

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  2. List of X says:

    Years ago, a celebrity who wanted to raise their profile would release a sex tape. Today, it’s a tape of a celebrity licking donuts. I can’t decide if that’s an improvement, though.

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  3. I keep missing these opportunities for fame…or infamy. How will I ever sell my books if I don’t get famous/infamous by doing some crazy-ass thing. But I suppose if do said crazy-ass thing and I’m NOT already famous/infamous, I’ll get hauled off to some institution and the key (or key code) will get lost, right? 😐 I’m having this terrible craving for a glazed something…

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  4. This was sooooooo crazy!! All of it. I wonder if she has as many different personalities as the number of hilarious names you have for her! This Donut-Gate woo follow her to her skinny grave!! 😜

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