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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: writing
Using Old, Familiar Words That Nobody Has Ever Heard Before
If I told you that my life was “at sixes and sevens” right now, would you know what I was talking about? You would if you lived in the year 1815. That knowledge is surprisingly un-useful, however, when trying to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged English, Georgette Heyer, humor, Jane Austen, musings, vocabulary, words, writing
93 Comments
C’Mon, WordPress, Papa Needs A New Pair Of Bowling Shoes!
I wandered into the bowels of my blog the other day and came across a strange chamber called “Site Stats”. I had heard of such a place from other, more worldly bloggers, but I know not of such things. Blogging … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, freshly pressed, humor, musings, shameless self-promotion, Temptations, WordPress, writing
83 Comments
The Letter
I whipped out a blog post the other day, and then hit Spell Check and Mental Editor as usual. (The latter is the check-before-hitting-send/print/submit filter that I carry around in my brain.) Thank goodness I did. A reference to Lady … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Box Tops, English, humor, spell checker, The Letter, writing
50 Comments
This is The Greatest Blog Post Ever Written
The topic to be covered today is near and dear to everyone’s heart. You will be deeply moved and, at the same time, you will laugh out loud. I don’t wish to be immodest but the fact is that reading … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, blog, humor, memory, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
121 Comments
Today’s Brown Plate Special
I was 18 when I landed a summer job as a waitress at a swanky, nautical-themed restaurant. The only problem was it was out on the edge of town. With 4 teenage drivers in the house I often had to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Ex Lax, humor, life, pooping in public, writing
53 Comments
Which Whatchamacallit Will Win?
Thanks to all who entered to win the (soon-to-be) coveted Peg-o-Clio Award. Your task was to craft an ad campaign to sell the following item to an unsuspecting world. I convened a distinguished panel of judges over the weekend (being … Continue reading
Posted in Peg-o-Clio Competition
Tagged advertising, blog, humor, shameless self-promotion, writing
61 Comments
I Sold Out To The Man
Big Business Daddy Warbucks Halliburton Big Pharma Wall Street The Man That Guy In The Monopoly Game
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, blog, business, humor, life, Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, shameless self-promotion, WordAds, writing
85 Comments
There Are Too Many Talented People On Here
. . I recently saw the Woody Allen movie “Midnight In Paris”. Owen Wilson plays a modern writer who visits Paris and steps through time to the 1920s. He becomes friends with Ernest Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, Cole Porter and F. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, bloggy friends, humor, Midnight In Paris, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
111 Comments
Bloggy Shout Out
Just had to give a bloggy shout out to Nicole over at The Middlest Sister. She has just passed 5000 subscribers! Whoo hoo! The sky’s the limit as far as I’m concerned when you’ve got mad talent like hers. She … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, shameless self-promotion, writing
41 Comments

