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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: musings
Big Brother Marketing: A Nightmare In One Act
A scene in the not too distant future… Location: Staples Advanced Marketing Division office. Two men are working before a large computer screen. Young Marketing Intern: “OK, it’s 3 in the afternoon and target market “Peg” is napping.” (screen before … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged big brother is watching, Fabio, humor, life, marketing, musings, office supplies, postaweek2011, Staples, technology
45 Comments
Smartphone Apps We Could Really Use
You can’t play Angry Birds all the time. Wouldn’t it be great if you could find smartphone apps to help when you have to deal with real life? Look no further. Turn your phone into a personal speech modifier with … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged Get Smart, humor, Jeeves, Jethro, life, musings, postaweek2011, smartphones, technology
36 Comments
Happy Anniversary, Baby!
It’s my anniversary. I first put cyber pen to paper at WordPress one year ago today. My sister Lib and I went to Ireland in 2009. I was sending excruciatingly detailed emails of our trip to my family, and someone suggested I … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, Goofy, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, WordPress, writing
65 Comments
Falling As Verb, Noun and State of Mind
The sky blue sky is dotted with cotton balls: the air, crisp as McIntosh apples. Maple, oak and sumac fight for supremacy in an all-out color war to the death. I’ve got an important meeting this afternoon, one I can’t … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged autumn, childhood memories, fall, family, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
40 Comments
A Cup, A Cup, A Cup, A Cup Of Sodium Caseinate
For the coffee lover, fall ushers in the best of times: that of the yummy flavored coffees. Rich pumpkin, deep chocolate notes, earthy wafts of cinnamon spice all beckon from grocery store and specialty shop shelves. “Drink Me,” they say. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged chemicals in food, coffee, food, humor, Java Jive, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, The King Sisters
55 Comments
I Got Bubkes
The pristine whiteness of the Word document mocks me as I sit, sweating and mumbling before my screen, because… I got bubkes. Maybe a change of scenery is in order. It’s the technological sterility that has me blocked. Yes, that’s … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writer's block, writing
39 Comments
Gentlemen Prefer…
I’ve often heard women lament, “There just aren’t any gentlemen around anymore!” Au contraire! They’re still out there; you just have to look in the right place. Might I suggest a strip joint? Merriam-Webster Dictionary, my online, go-to source at … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish
Tagged advertising, gentlemen's clubs, humor, life, men and women, musings, postaweek2011, strip clubs
40 Comments
I Didn’t
Today… I didn’t step over the pile of cat-gack on the stairs and leave the clean up for the next unwary morning traveler. Nor did I yell at Beeby for eating the gack-inducing leaf, even though I specifically warned her … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged bad day, bad mood, depression, humor, ill-wishing, life, little things in life, musings
51 Comments
If Old Is Such A Lousy Place to Be, Why is Everybody Doing Their Damnedest To Get There?
Everybody wants to live a long life. Many of us work hard to do so. We hit the treadmill to strengthen the heart, quit smoking to preserve the lungs, and eat stuff that tastes like hay to flush out the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, baby boomers, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
22 Comments

