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Tag Archives: life
Change Would Do You Good
Last week I posted a beginners guide to the new language, Euphemish. (check out my post “New Language Discovered” to get up-to-speed). From time to time I’ll present more advanced concepts for the inquiring student. Today, we’ll explore the Euphemish term, Rate Change … Continue reading
Posted in Euphemish, General Ramblings
Tagged con artists, humor, insurance, life, postaweek2011, writing
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When Speaking the Language of Love, Better Bring an Interpreter
Looking for a last-minute Valentine’s Day gift for that special someone? “Nothing says forever like a cockroach,” according to the Bronx Zoo. For only $10, you can help raise funds for the Wildlife Conservation Society by naming one … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged holidays, humor, life, love, musings, postaweek2011, Valentine's Day
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T-Shirtable Quote Of The Day
Bitter Divorcee Category Quote provided courtesy of a jaded friend.
Posted in T-Shirtable Quote
Tagged divorce, humor, life, marriage, postaweek2011, t-shirtable quotes
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Top Goat Selling Techniques
I was reading a business magazine the other day when I came across an article: “Top Goat Selling Techniques.” It was a major, national magazine targeting corporate America. I was a little surprised the publishers thought that goats would be a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged business, fun with animals, goats, humor, life, postaweek2011, sales tips
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The Best 10 Minutes Of The Day
Bzzzz Bzzzz Bzzzz The sand is warm under the towel. A jasmine-scented breeze cools my back, bared to the hot sun. The pounding surf is a lullaby. The piper must be paid. Bzzzz Bzzz Bzzz A bee? Is there a bee on the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged humor, life, morning, musings, postaweek2011, sleep, sleeping in, the alarm, writing
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How’s An Honest Writer Supposed to Compete with Nekked Bubbies?
An Open Letter To WordPress My post yesterday was a witty rant about the improper use of stop signs. Nobody actually read it, though, because WordPress put my stop sign picture up next to a shot of a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, writing
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Stop Sign 101 – A Refresher Course
What is a stop sign? What should you do when you see one? There seems to be a lot of confusion out there about these seemingly simple concepts. Here is a short refresher course, presented as a public service by the Institute for … Continue reading
When Synonyms Are Not Synonymous
They say that people judge us by the words we use. It is equally true that we show our own judgments by the words we choose. Words can carry more baggage than the United Airlines carousel at O’Hare. I am constantly … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blogging, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, vocabulary, words, writing
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