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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
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My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
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Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
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Tag Archives: life
Contract Law 401: Negotiating With God
I recently posted about my near-death experience while flying. My cousin Ed, a noted quipster, responded with a joke about a billionaire in a similar circumstance who made a deal with God to give away half his wealth if he … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged God, humor, Judge Judy, law, life, musings, postaweek2011, travel
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Let Them Eat Cake
The ideal kitchen, shown on my favorite channel, HGTV, has granite countertops and stainless steel appliances. So of course, when our refrigerator died, I really wanted to go with stainless. Unfortunately, stainless is a lot pricier than white. Looking … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, appliances, food, HGTV, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, refrigerators
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Throwing In The Towel
Note to self: After blogging, be sure to switch into “Normal World” mode before venturing forth. The local YMCA lobby has a circular front desk. After you swipe your membership card at the 3 o’clock position, you pass through the gate and … Continue reading
Because It Was a Cold And Rainy Day
I woke up full of energy this morning. With a to-do list that would have stymied a lesser woman, I knew I would have no problem knocking it out over my lunch hour and after work: But it was cold and rainy … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged a woman's work is never done, chores, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, rainy days, running errands, writing
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Curl Up & Dye You Gravy Sucking Pig
Why are beauty salon names so often bad puns? Hair’s What’s Happening, The Mane Event, American Hairlines, From Hair to Eternity, Head Hunters, The Hairport, A Cut Above, Simply Hair-resistible,…we could go on and on. Consider the establishment mentioned in … Continue reading
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Tagged business, hair salons, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, puns, writing
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When Do You Get to Do Whatever You Want Without Worrying About The Consequences?
At what age do you get to do whatever the hell you want without worrying about the consequences? I’m not talking about that “when I’m old I will wear purple” stuff; I mean physically. It seems to me that life … Continue reading
My Cat Has A Monkey On Her Back
Pets add so much to one’s life. When I come through the door at the end of a long, hard day, I know our cat, Beeby, will be there to greet me – with a fresh pile of cat-gack. Beeby threw … Continue reading
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Tagged addiction, cats, humor, life, musings, pets, postaweek2011
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