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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: life
Breaking the Fourth Wall
We almost had an “incident” at the gym the other tonight, and it would have been my fault. I pulled back in time, but it was a close call. I almost broke the fourth wall.
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged gym, health, humor, life, the Fourth Wall, working out
60 Comments
Cancer Can Kiss My Ass
When and if I ever get to see God, face-to-face, mano-a-mano, the first thing I’m going to ask Him is this: Why do bad things happen to good people? It was little over a month ago I went to Chicago … Continue reading
I Sold Out To The Man
Big Business Daddy Warbucks Halliburton Big Pharma Wall Street The Man That Guy In The Monopoly Game
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, blog, business, humor, life, Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, shameless self-promotion, WordAds, writing
85 Comments
With Apologies to Robert Frost
(sung to the tune of “The Bonnie Banks o’ Loch Lomond”) O ye’ll tak’ the high road, and Ah’ll tak’ the low road And ye’ll git your Big Mac afore me
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged drive-through, fast food, humor, life, McDonalds, musings, Robert Frost
54 Comments
Sometimes, Nature Is A Fanged Demon Of Destruction That Wants To Eat You
When you live in the country, like we do, you feel a kinship with Nature. But you must never lose sight of the fact that Nature isn’t all Bambi and butterflies. Sometimes, Nature is fanged demons of destruction that want … Continue reading
Summer: When The Early Goose Gets The Worm In Capistrano
In the winter, the geese fly south. In the spring, the swallows return to Capistrano. In the summer…in the summer…I can’t think of anything involving birds that means summer is here. Instead I’ve got my… Top 10 Signs that Summer … Continue reading
Great Dining Expectations
“Let’s go out to eat tonight.” Same words + different people = different meanings It’s all a matter of expectations.
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet He Is Master Of The Dance
This post was my Father’s Day gift to my Dad last year. It is one of my (and my readers’) favorites. I love you, Dad!
A Mental Roller Coaster Ride… or Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper, My Kingdom for Some Toilet Paper
. . . Men and women don’t see the same world. I’m not saying one vision is better than the other – they’re just different. I also don’t pretend to represent Every Woman, but I suspect this will sound familiar to many. … Continue reading

