Tag Archives: life

Breaking the Fourth Wall

We almost had an “incident” at the gym the other tonight, and it would have been my fault.  I pulled back in time, but it was a close call.  I almost broke the fourth wall.

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Cancer Can Kiss My Ass

When and if I ever get to see God, face-to-face, mano-a-mano, the first thing I’m going to ask Him is this: Why do bad things happen to good people? It was little over a month ago I went to Chicago … Continue reading

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I Sold Out To The Man

Big Business Daddy Warbucks Halliburton  Big Pharma  Wall Street  The Man  That Guy In The Monopoly Game

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Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole

As any zoologist will tell you, the best place to observe animals in the wild is around a watering hole.  When the species in question is Homo Sapiens Vacationus that means the hotel pool.

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With Apologies to Robert Frost

(sung to the tune of “The Bonnie Banks o’ Loch Lomond”) O ye’ll tak’ the high road, and Ah’ll tak’ the low road And ye’ll git your Big Mac afore me

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Sometimes, Nature Is A Fanged Demon Of Destruction That Wants To Eat You

When you live in the country, like we do, you feel a kinship with Nature.  But you must never lose sight of the fact that Nature isn’t all Bambi and butterflies.  Sometimes, Nature is fanged demons of destruction that want … Continue reading

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Summer: When The Early Goose Gets The Worm In Capistrano

In the winter, the geese fly south. In the spring, the swallows return to Capistrano. In the summer…in the summer…I can’t think of anything involving birds that means summer is here.  Instead I’ve got my…  Top 10 Signs that Summer … Continue reading

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Great Dining Expectations

“Let’s go out to eat tonight.”   Same words + different people = different meanings It’s all a matter of expectations.

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My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet He Is Master Of The Dance

This post was my Father’s Day gift to my Dad last year.  It is one of my (and my readers’) favorites. I love you, Dad!

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A Mental Roller Coaster Ride… or Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper, My Kingdom for Some Toilet Paper

. . . Men and women don’t see the same world.   I’m not saying one vision is better than the other – they’re just different.  I also don’t pretend to represent Every Woman, but I suspect this will sound familiar to many.  … Continue reading

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