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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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What’s In A Name? A Case For Hoarders
It seems to me that people consider hoarding a BAD thing, ever since that TV show, Hoarders, started running on A&E. I don’t see it that way. Hoarding can be a fun and rewarding hobby. The problem is that the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged collecting, culture, health, Hoarders, hoarding, humor, life, reality TV, shopping, TV, why Beanie Babies are a smart investment nowadays
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Garcon, Treadmill For One!
Be sure to tip your maitre d’ sweat. The world is facing a cataclysmic problem. The supply of essential resources will shortly be woefully inadequate to meet demand. How will we allocate those resources? Why have pundits been strangely silent on this … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged exercise, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, New Year's resolutions, postaweek2011, working out
59 Comments
My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
My sister-in-law, Lisa, just announced she is starting a diet. With 3 weeks to go until Christmas. This is wrong on so many levels. Besides the masochistic overtones, we have to consider how such a move might affect the nation’s economic recovery. … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, dieting, eggnog, family, health, holidays, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. To the Victor Goes The Spoils
Victory is sweet. In fact, I happen to know that it tastes a lot like pumpkin pancakes. For those who have been following my blog, you know this was the summer (and then some) of the family weight-loss challenge. Talk … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged Biggest Loser, dieting, family, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
104 Comments
Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Who Stole The Kishka?
Warning!!! The following may not be suitable for more sensitive readers. After a long, hard summer of the family weight-loss challenge, the pounds are really coming off. “That’s great!” you say. “Whoo hoo!” you enthuse. “You must be thrilled.” you … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, Frankie Yankovic, health, humor, kishka, life, plastic surgery, postaweek2011
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. One New Pound
The mansions on the main street in my hometown were built in the 1800s with money earned by Michigan lumber barons. I was always fascinated by the stories of their exploits up north. Which is why it is fitting that I … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
42 Comments
If Old Is Such A Lousy Place to Be, Why is Everybody Doing Their Damnedest To Get There?
Everybody wants to live a long life. Many of us work hard to do so. We hit the treadmill to strengthen the heart, quit smoking to preserve the lungs, and eat stuff that tastes like hay to flush out the … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, baby boomers, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
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Playing The Cancer Card
Having cancer is like having a “get out of jail free” card. My sister Lib and I were antiquing when we came upon a nifty, old copper-lined heat lamp. The way Lib tells it, SHE saw it first and called … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged cancer, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. How Low Can You Go?
The gloves have come off in the family weight loss challenge, and it isn’t pretty. When my sister, Terry, first suggested that the women in my family use this summer to lose weight and get fit, I joined in. (Check … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
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