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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Category Archives: General Ramblings
The Letter
I whipped out a blog post the other day, and then hit Spell Check and Mental Editor as usual. (The latter is the check-before-hitting-send/print/submit filter that I carry around in my brain.) Thank goodness I did. A reference to Lady … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Box Tops, English, humor, spell checker, The Letter, writing
50 Comments
This is The Greatest Blog Post Ever Written
The topic to be covered today is near and dear to everyone’s heart. You will be deeply moved and, at the same time, you will laugh out loud. I don’t wish to be immodest but the fact is that reading … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, blog, humor, memory, musings, shameless self-promotion, writing
121 Comments
Mary Poppins Is Full Of It
The Disney classic Mary Poppins is one of my favorite movies. Here’s a great song from that movie: Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way. What a song! It’s light, it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Cancer Schmancer, General Ramblings
Tagged cancer, chemo, family, health, humor, if you don't laugh you'll go postal, life, musings
77 Comments
Ain’t It Tree-mendous?
Because… 1) it has been hotter than Dutch love here all summer and… 2) Illinois is now an honorary member of the Saharan League and… 3) the city fathers had the bright idea to cut down most of the trees … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Little Ditties
Tagged air conditioning, bad poetry, heat, humor, Joyce Kilmer, life, trees
54 Comments
Where Is The Love?
If you’ve been checking out this-here blog for any amount of time, you may have noticed one of my most frequent commenters (and biggest supporter) is a mysterious individual who goes by the name of Tar-buns. Tar-buns is, in real … Continue reading
The Substitute Babysitter
I hated babysitting. They say kids and dogs know when you’re afraid of them and they take advantage of your terror. That they can tell when you don’t like them. Even as a teenager I didn’t like kids (not counting … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged babysitting, blog, children, family, Galaxy Quest, humor, life, musings, shameless self-promotion
58 Comments
Today’s Brown Plate Special
I was 18 when I landed a summer job as a waitress at a swanky, nautical-themed restaurant. The only problem was it was out on the edge of town. With 4 teenage drivers in the house I often had to … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged blog, Ex Lax, humor, life, pooping in public, writing
53 Comments
Breaking the Fourth Wall
We almost had an “incident” at the gym the other tonight, and it would have been my fault. I pulled back in time, but it was a close call. I almost broke the fourth wall.
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged gym, health, humor, life, the Fourth Wall, working out
60 Comments
I Sold Out To The Man
Big Business Daddy Warbucks Halliburton Big Pharma Wall Street The Man That Guy In The Monopoly Game
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged advertising, blog, business, humor, life, Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, shameless self-promotion, WordAds, writing
85 Comments

