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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Category Archives: General Ramblings
The U. S. Postal Service Probably Stashed My Christmas Cards Under A Viaduct In Chicago…Again
It’s that time of year again. A time when everyone is filled with the milk of human kindness and a desire to help their fellow man. Fellow men like those working at the U.S. Postal Service. Christmas card season is … Continue reading
The Wal-Mart Christmas Musical
Art lovers like to revisit their holiday favorites at this time of year. Ballet enthusiasts flock to The Nutcracker and classical music lovers go to Handel’s Messiah. Me? I’m a musical theater buff. Last weekend I caught my favorite show … Continue reading
My Sister-In-Law Is STILL Ruining The U.S. Economy
Christmas is all about traditions. Every year we unpack our favorite, old ornaments. We unearth our Bing Crosby and Manheim Steamroller CDs. We watch A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th St. and It’s a Wonderful Life. Around this blog, tradition … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Christmas, dieting, freshly pressed, health, holidays, humor, shameless self-promotion
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What We Remember At The End
Two women slid into the pew directly in front of me as the church service started. The younger led her mother by the hand. The tiny, elderly woman was a bit unsteady on her feet, but her eyes were bright … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged aging, cancer, death, family, life, musings, prayer, religion
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Goldilocks And The Fruit-Of-The-Loom 100% Cotton Hipsters
I had a great weekend. I spent my time on “want-tos” and didn’t do any “have-tos,” like laundry. Monday has come all too soon. When I went to get dressed this morning, a glance at my underwear drawer revealed a … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged does a bear wear a thong in the woods?, fashion, humor, musings, Spanx, underwear
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Pay No Attention To That Woman With The Hefty Bags Crawling Across Your Lawn
I’m environmentally sensitive. Like most thinking people, I practice the three Rs: Reduce, Reuse, And Recycle. But my favorite R is the fourth one: Relocate. We have lots of trees, flowers and wide open spaces out in the country where … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged environment, humor, life, musings, nature, The Brady Bunch refuse disposal and recycling plan, trash
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How To Lose Weight and Look Years Younger With Absolutely No Effort On Your Part
Two women pass in the street. One is middle aged and overweight, her plodding walk mirroring the exhaustion in her tired, wrinkled face. The other woman is noticeably younger. Her long, blonde hair swings around her smooth, glowing face as … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings, Peg-Co Catalog
Tagged aging, beauty, Coma, dieting, humor, life, musings, relentless pursuit of youth and beauty at any cost
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Riders On the Corn
Shadow truck speeding down the late afternoon, early fall corridors of Any Farm Road, Illinois.
What Not To Hear
Corporate America, you’re messing up. Big time. My job requires me to spend a lot of time on the phone. That kind of exposure to what now passes for business phone etiquette has made me a seething volcano of frustration. … Continue reading
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